Fic: 100 Word Gender-Switch Drabbles
Title: Switching
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, McCoy/Scotty, Uhura, Sulu/Chekov, Spock
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Gender swapping all over the place.
Summary: I hate gender-switch and I hate drabbles. So in a fit of insanity I wrote both. Seven 100 word gender-switch drabbles.
Kirk
The captain sat morosely in her command chair, hands running through hair that was a foot too long and curly as hell. There was no up-side to this new body Jim though as she suppressed a moan of pain and the urge to rub at her lower abdomen. Breasts weren't worth this, watching Spock's new hips was not worth this. This sucked
Seeing her pain, Uhura stood from her station and walked over to whisper in his ear.
"If it's any help, Captain," She told her, "I find that the best treatment for menstrual cramps is an orgasm or two."
Spock
"I fail to see how a mere change in my biological sex should affect my personal well being, Doctor." Spock growled, struggling to slide off the table.
"Sit the fuck down!" McCoy growled, "I'm not done scanning you yet! Anyway, I'm just suggesting that this might have a psychological effect on you. It's a bit emasculating after all."
"While I realize that human's have a uniquely complicated understanding of gender, my masculinity has not been harmed as I remain, essentially, male." Spock glared at McCoy, "You will notice that I continue to wear the male uniform."
McCoy rolled his eyes.
Scotty
"How are you doing with the... Changes, Scotty?" McCoy asked over dinner that night, "I'm working on the cure as hard as I can."
"Ach, No hurry, lad!" Scotty replied, "I'm an engineer!"
This statement gave McCoy pause, "What's that got to do with it?"
"I've been fiddlin' with transporters for twenty years! This is the fifth time I've been turned into a women." Scotty explained, "I've got a strap-on and a miniskirt I keep just for these occasions."
"Oh."
"So you'll be joining me later this evening, Doctor?"
"Yes." McCoy said with a swig of his whiskey, "I will."
Uhura
"Turn me back!" Uhura cried, "Turn me back now!"
"We all sat through our own little troubles with dignity and pose. You'll be fine."
"I won't be fine!" Said Uhura, his breathing labored, "This is horrible! I feel digusting."
"Really Uhura I..."
"Captain. I respect you and I consider you a friend. But I really don't think you understand how much I want this thing off me." Uhura's eyes gleamed madly. Kirk said, backing away slowly.
"Ok, Lieutenant, I'm calling Doctor McCoy right now and we'll get this all straightened out."
"Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!"
Chekov
"Harder! Oh, fuck, harder Hikaru! Ah!"
Hikaru moaned, coming with his lover. Again.
"Why are you stopping? Don't stop!"
"For Christ's sake Pavel I feel like my dick's gonna fall off."
Pavel was panting, grinding down onto Hikaru's swiftly softening cock, "Please, please, please Hikaru!" he cried, "I am only a woman for three more hours!"
"Three hours! How many orgasms have you had? How many can you have?"
"More!"
"Pavel..." Hikaru gasped, more in pain that arousal. "Pavel, I'm beat."
"Hikaru!"
...Hikaru was asleep.
Pavel sighed, lifted herself off her boyfriend, and reached under the bed for her vibrator.
Gaila
"What's it like being a man?" Uhura asked her as they sat down with Sulu and Chekov for lunch.
"Pretty much the same." Gaila responded with a deep rumble, "I'm not used to being unable to switch though."
"What?"
"Usually I can just switch sexes whenever I like. It's weird being stuck."
There was a long pause before Sulu asked, "How come we didn't know this before?"
"I thought you did!"
Sulu, Chekov, and Uhura shared a look that Gaila dind't understand. It was a good look.
"So... When McCoy figures out the cure, do you want to get dinner?"
Sulu and McCoy
"So..." There was an awkward silence throughout the cold, dark cell as the two former-men considered their predicament.
"Fuck." McCoy groaned.
"I'm sure the Enterprise will come pick us up any minute." Sulu attempted to reassure him.
"And then you'll get rounds of fantastic continuous orgasms from the little jaibait boyfriend of yours. I on the other hand, will get the harassment of my life from Jim."
"It could be worse." Sulu told him as he poked morosely at his own chest, "You could be an A-cup."
McCoy looked down at his own ample endowments, "There is that." He admitted.
Fandom: Star Trek XI
Characters/Pairings: Kirk, McCoy/Scotty, Uhura, Sulu/Chekov, Spock
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Gender swapping all over the place.
Summary: I hate gender-switch and I hate drabbles. So in a fit of insanity I wrote both. Seven 100 word gender-switch drabbles.
Kirk
The captain sat morosely in her command chair, hands running through hair that was a foot too long and curly as hell. There was no up-side to this new body Jim though as she suppressed a moan of pain and the urge to rub at her lower abdomen. Breasts weren't worth this, watching Spock's new hips was not worth this. This sucked
Seeing her pain, Uhura stood from her station and walked over to whisper in his ear.
"If it's any help, Captain," She told her, "I find that the best treatment for menstrual cramps is an orgasm or two."
Spock
"I fail to see how a mere change in my biological sex should affect my personal well being, Doctor." Spock growled, struggling to slide off the table.
"Sit the fuck down!" McCoy growled, "I'm not done scanning you yet! Anyway, I'm just suggesting that this might have a psychological effect on you. It's a bit emasculating after all."
"While I realize that human's have a uniquely complicated understanding of gender, my masculinity has not been harmed as I remain, essentially, male." Spock glared at McCoy, "You will notice that I continue to wear the male uniform."
McCoy rolled his eyes.
Scotty
"How are you doing with the... Changes, Scotty?" McCoy asked over dinner that night, "I'm working on the cure as hard as I can."
"Ach, No hurry, lad!" Scotty replied, "I'm an engineer!"
This statement gave McCoy pause, "What's that got to do with it?"
"I've been fiddlin' with transporters for twenty years! This is the fifth time I've been turned into a women." Scotty explained, "I've got a strap-on and a miniskirt I keep just for these occasions."
"Oh."
"So you'll be joining me later this evening, Doctor?"
"Yes." McCoy said with a swig of his whiskey, "I will."
Uhura
"Turn me back!" Uhura cried, "Turn me back now!"
"We all sat through our own little troubles with dignity and pose. You'll be fine."
"I won't be fine!" Said Uhura, his breathing labored, "This is horrible! I feel digusting."
"Really Uhura I..."
"Captain. I respect you and I consider you a friend. But I really don't think you understand how much I want this thing off me." Uhura's eyes gleamed madly. Kirk said, backing away slowly.
"Ok, Lieutenant, I'm calling Doctor McCoy right now and we'll get this all straightened out."
"Get it off! Get it off! Get it off!"
Chekov
"Harder! Oh, fuck, harder Hikaru! Ah!"
Hikaru moaned, coming with his lover. Again.
"Why are you stopping? Don't stop!"
"For Christ's sake Pavel I feel like my dick's gonna fall off."
Pavel was panting, grinding down onto Hikaru's swiftly softening cock, "Please, please, please Hikaru!" he cried, "I am only a woman for three more hours!"
"Three hours! How many orgasms have you had? How many can you have?"
"More!"
"Pavel..." Hikaru gasped, more in pain that arousal. "Pavel, I'm beat."
"Hikaru!"
...Hikaru was asleep.
Pavel sighed, lifted herself off her boyfriend, and reached under the bed for her vibrator.
Gaila
"What's it like being a man?" Uhura asked her as they sat down with Sulu and Chekov for lunch.
"Pretty much the same." Gaila responded with a deep rumble, "I'm not used to being unable to switch though."
"What?"
"Usually I can just switch sexes whenever I like. It's weird being stuck."
There was a long pause before Sulu asked, "How come we didn't know this before?"
"I thought you did!"
Sulu, Chekov, and Uhura shared a look that Gaila dind't understand. It was a good look.
"So... When McCoy figures out the cure, do you want to get dinner?"
Sulu and McCoy
"So..." There was an awkward silence throughout the cold, dark cell as the two former-men considered their predicament.
"Fuck." McCoy groaned.
"I'm sure the Enterprise will come pick us up any minute." Sulu attempted to reassure him.
"And then you'll get rounds of fantastic continuous orgasms from the little jaibait boyfriend of yours. I on the other hand, will get the harassment of my life from Jim."
"It could be worse." Sulu told him as he poked morosely at his own chest, "You could be an A-cup."
McCoy looked down at his own ample endowments, "There is that." He admitted.