guys...

i have...

bilateral pes planus

yeah, its true...please, dont look at me

found me  a 4 leaf clover yesterday 
whos a leprechaun?
oh yeah, its me

 i had a dream i had boobs ( Read more... )

 is this thing on?

wii got one

well alyssa got one

but we got a sweet ass tv to play it on too 

 First off i would just like to state for the record that i cannot remember the last time i got high. i mean, its been quite a few weeks, more than a month probably, and i actually feel really good. its still sometimes rough to get to sleep, but im doing okay. its not that im against smoking now, its just not my thing right now. all it really did ( Read more... )

Monday i had to get up at the asscrack of dawn. 7something in the morning, and while waiting at the courthouse thang, i looked out the window and saw 2 little birdies sitting on a branch. one schootched over and started to cuddle the other, and i thought "aww look, hes cold and is cuddling the other bird for warmth" then the birdies started pecking ( Read more... )

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my life, day to day is pretty much the same. wake up, go to work, maybe see alyssa and do whatever in the evening and then repeat. and every once in a while one of those random days pop up...like yesterday when my friend felicia came into town and we went to the weenee hut and the guy there showed us his weiners, which was really akward... ( Read more... )

Raineesha said your stage name is the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on.

technically Rocky and Road were my first pets, they were goldfish i won as a prize at some store or something my parents just said to make me feel good, and they were named after (as far as i remember) rocky road icecream cereal. either that or the actual ( Read more... )