contest!!!

[imakeboysxcry]

1 - best pick-up line meaning most likely to work

2 - worst pick-up line so bad it's not even funny

Comments

[pot_pie]

2. You'll do. (optional sigh at the beginning)

3. (Ones that are awful but that I thought were funny)
Do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized?
Baby, we're like two banks: we both have interest in each other and we should merge.

[mistervandemar]

1 - Hello there.

2 - I know it's hard to believe, but I just ate six goose testicles. Let's make out.

[jus_smile_n_nod]

1. i'll be honest, you're jsut the most beautiful person that i have ever seen in my entire life.

2. unfortunately, i'm blind.