Walking to work yesterday, I fell on ice and broke my hand. I am less than impressed at my terrible balance and more than ticked at the weather
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Ima should never be let near any hills, holes, ice, water, tree roots, leaves, ditches, hammers or flying shields. If someone is going to get hurt, it WILL be her.
I'd be dead from worry by now if it didn't mean she spends more time in the pub where she belongs :P
Im thinking we nick one of those tesco's mobility chairs and stick mattresses on either side - this leaves the front area open for collision - but we can have a runner walking in front of her carrying a red flag.
:)
But obviously this is all just a ploy to get all her man-wives to just carry her round in a palanquin. ;)
Bah, not you as well. It's a good thing Tori's not in an icy clime at the moment, or all the pretty blondes I know might end up with gammy hands. I'll tell Ellie to watch her back...
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I'd be dead from worry by now if it didn't mean she spends more time in the pub where she belongs :P
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:)
But obviously this is all just a ploy to get all her man-wives to just carry her round in a palanquin. ;)
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It's a good thing Tori's not in an icy clime at the moment, or all the pretty blondes I know might end up with gammy hands.
I'll tell Ellie to watch her back...
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