1st Strawberry [Phone/Action]

[im_the_cute_one]

A.

Hello, hello! If you're going to kidnap me, you could at least lock me up or something. This is really boring. I mean, I kind of expected it someday, but I didn't think you'd be this bad at it. It's kind of embarrassing. The front door is open and everything. Are you gonna do anything about? I'm just going to leave, you know. Really. I mean it.

Comments

B

[buildstherobots]

...What are you doing?

[im_the_cute_one]

[Getting fresh milk off the counter, apparently. o:]

Are you the lonely loser who photoshopped me into all of his pictures? 'Cause I was wondering when you'd show up.

[buildstherobots]

Don't drink that.

[Dist seethes a little bit.]

And I'm not a loser! I was in photos when I first showed up here, too, you know. You're probably supposed to be my new daughter.

[im_the_cute_one]

Why? ...Is it yours? 'Cause your name isn't on it.

[SUSPICIOUS. Why is her kidnapper such a freak? ...actually, looking him over...]

...Pass.

C

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Here's a twelve-year-old boy watching you climb his house. He's waiting by the window to tackle her, and he's stronger than a human child.]

Are you spying on Sealand?

[im_the_cute_one]

[Fast! It's a good thing Miu is a kid full of style. She dodges the tackle by tripping as she climbs in. Ouch. But she springs back up.]

Not so fast! I'm a double agent!

[fuckyeahsealand]

[Sealand scrambles back to his feet.]

So you're an agent for Sealand?

[...He doesn't remember having an agent.]

[im_the_cute_one]

Hey! Don't say that out loud! This place could be bugged!

C

[sexy_beams]

[ Just gonna watch as she climbs into the window. ]

Hey, kid.

[im_the_cute_one]

[She stares back at Etna.]

Hey. Other kid.

[sexy_beams]

Hey, I'm no kid. If you're going to break into peoples' homes, you should be a little more respectful.

[im_the_cute_one]

If you're going to talk to kids, you should ask for their name first. Just saying kid is kinda rude, don't you think?

A

[caaats]

Eh? Why would you want to be scared?

A

[im_the_cute_one]

Being scared is better than being bored, right?

[caaats]

But being bored is so relaxing... you could always take a nap.

[im_the_cute_one]

Pass. I'm too old for that.

C

[mylife4food]

[Modifying this to climbing into Guy's tent because hell if he's sleeping inside. But then again, he's not really paying attention to people coming in either.]

[im_the_cute_one]

[Time to ninja into a tent. Maybe there are snacks in here.]

[mylife4food]

[Maybe like....beef jerky. But he's too poor for too much.]

[im_the_cute_one]

[...she'll try to pocket that, then. Don't mind her.]