Comments | im_not_a_rookie: 102 - I swear, I was minding my own business!

im_not_a_rookie

102 - I swear, I was minding my own business!

Mar 02, 2008 22:25

It seems I made an enemy today. Well, you know, in addition to the ones I already have acquired. So, if you guys hear a noise around the house anytime soon, shoot/shock/strike first, ask questions later, please ( Read more... )

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virtualunknown March 3 2008, 03:47:47 UTC

...I'm worried about you...

im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 03:48:43 UTC

I swear, I didn't do anything wrong! I was good, I was good! I promise!

virtualunknown March 3 2008, 03:53:26 UTC

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im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 03:56:02 UTC

Please don't give me that look. Please?

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shotgunxturk March 3 2008, 03:59:49 UTC

Will do!

Who did you make an enemy of?

im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 06:33:42 UTC

A seemingly crazy young man. Val's friend, Allelujah.

shotgunxturk March 3 2008, 06:35:12 UTC

I never met him but if you need any back up, hun, you know I'm here!

im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 06:42:31 UTC

Thank you.

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top_black_spy March 3 2008, 04:22:58 UTC

Really, Elena, did you think you needed another enemy? What am I to do with you?

im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 06:35:15 UTC

I really wanted to keep myself out of trouble for one week, but apparently you need to keep me in a basement somewhere so I stop talking to people completely.

top_black_spy March 3 2008, 06:36:56 UTC

You want me to keep you in a basement? Feeling frisky again, hummm?

Well, if you need me to hunt anyone down, you know I will... Actually, you know I'd quite enjoy it.

im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 06:45:03 UTC

...Whereas it might be SAFER for me in a basement, I have a feeling some people might argue you on following through with that.

I don't want to aggressively go on the offense on this one; I think they're a friend of Val.

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negligentfealty March 3 2008, 04:34:27 UTC

I would have "shot first" and asked questions later whether you requested it or not.

im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 06:38:49 UTC

I just thought I'd try to make it an across the board suggestion is all.

el_legendaire March 3 2008, 06:29:34 UTC

Kids. Can't leave you alone for five minutes.

This enemy got a name?

im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 06:42:09 UTC

I'm not in the wrong in this! He mentioned Hojo, I commented, he alluded to harming me, I said he was messing with the wrong people and that I was going strictly on defense on this, and he proceeded to threaten me.

Allelujah, sir.

el_legendaire March 3 2008, 07:21:24 UTC

I didn't say you were, Elena. I said, damn kids can't five minutes without picking fights with recently tortured science experiment crazy people. Or something to that effect.

Given that Veld is... currently occupied, I'll take his place for friendly non-order suggestions. Don't poke the crazy with a stick. It does wonders for making life simpler.

Yeah, she sounds like a kid here, sorry. im_not_a_rookie March 3 2008, 07:29:40 UTC

But--but I didn't pick a fight! He started it!

Is... is Veld okay, sir? And don't worry; I don't have any sticks around. I have firewood, but that's differen--OH, wait, I know what you mean. Don't worry; I wanted to give the other's notice just in case.

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