Comments | im_not_a_rookie: 51 - Oh, honey, I think I'm in lust.

im_not_a_rookie

51 - Oh, honey, I think I'm in lust.

Dec 30, 2007 22:41

Whoever said sex should be with someone you love must have been a rather boring person. Or, maybe, just didn't meet who I did. I almost hope the marks don't fade, ever. And Shiva, that was better than coffee and whiskey combined, seriously. I have never felt more alive!

Forget the ball tomorrow; I might try and see if I can find him again.

( Private to Black//Unhackable )

inverted!elena, the spy who shagged me

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murderperfect December 31 2007, 03:45:43 UTC

What the... hahahahahahaa...

im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 03:53:30 UTC

What are you laughing at, canuck?
Oh, yeah, I've been reading.

(OOC: Oh, yeah, she went there. And, on a side note, is that how you spell it? Or is it just "uk"?)

murderperfect December 31 2007, 04:01:01 UTC

You, y'little harlot. Gotta say, I didn't expe--

... ahhh, shit. You too?

[[ooc; kjshdglh YES THAT'S HOW YOU SPELL IT. |DDDDD And you're lucky he didn't slur at her en Français]]

im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 04:13:18 UTC

Me what too? Feeling better than I ever have before? Liberated? Then, yes, me too.

(OOC: xD Good! :D And he should have xD Not that she would have gotten that. I wonder if anyone else will understand what it means xD)

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dvinetitillatn December 31 2007, 03:54:01 UTC

What...? Sex should only be with someone you love...

im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 03:55:13 UTC

Are you kidding? We are animals, creatures. We are born to procreate and spread our seed. That's it, the baseline of all animals.

Plus, it's fun.

dvinetitillatn December 31 2007, 03:56:45 UTC

Animals? No, animals live by different standards.

F-fun? Cleaning is fun... Why don't you try that instead?

im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 03:58:16 UTC

Hardly. Mammals are animals and that's what we are. Get with the program, dear.

You must not have been doing it right. I could show you...

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tinyfukutaichou December 31 2007, 03:56:12 UTC

What is this 'sex' you speak of, and what are these 'marks' you are hoping don't fade?

im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 03:57:26 UTC

I'm not a sex-ed teacher, you know.

Bites. Scratches. Fun things.

tinyfukutaichou December 31 2007, 03:58:40 UTC

Might you know someone who is?

Those sound painful and somewhat embarrassing to explain away at work unless you came by them in honorable combat!

im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 04:01:02 UTC

Um, who's that one person that teaches that school? Oh! Or the doc. She could tell you, I bet.

Oh, it was combat, all right.

itachi_girl December 31 2007, 04:21:56 UTC

Thank you!Finally someone has some sense around here. Gods, everyone is trying to tell me it's wrong to sleep with a stranger. But that's the whole thrill of it! And besides, love takes far too long.

im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 04:30:15 UTC

Love is a set of strings brought about to tie us to one person. Who wants that? Seriously. Besides, one person? Gets boring REALLY fast.

itachi_girl December 31 2007, 04:35:50 UTC

I know I'd get bored immediately. Especially when there are so many people to choose from! Or maybe I just can't make up my mind.

im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 04:38:00 UTC

Why should you have to make up your mind? Do you have to at a buffet? No, you take a little sampling of everything offered. That should be life, don't you think? You're young. Go out, have fun. Enjoy the fruits of all things before you.

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Private to Elena top_black_spy December 31 2007, 04:44:17 UTC

Fine. Red heads stand out in a crowd, my job will be easy.

Re: Private to Black im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 05:59:49 UTC

You're so sexy when you're riled.

Re: Private to Elena top_black_spy December 31 2007, 06:02:22 UTC

You're so sexy when you're riding me... I mean riling me.

Re: Private to Black im_not_a_rookie December 31 2007, 06:04:33 UTC

I can think of more positions than that where I look sexy.

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