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[im_helenwheels]

So what's happened lately? Too bad minions, I'm too good to tell you all! If you're that curious, read stupid davy's LJ. http://www.livejournal.com/users/m_cowboy I hope I grow up to be taller than he is now! So what I fried his hotdog with an electric shocker, it was funny! And Daddy thought it

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[pjmacca]

Soon enough darling your mansion will be a castle, because you are my princess!

You don't own the landmines, we all do, rememeber, we bought them to stop people getting killed.

I think Mummy should get one of these. At least then she can check up on what you're doing. She often wonders what you get up to.

Love you darling.

Daddy
xxxxxx

[im_helenwheels]

OMG You'll buy me castle? That'll be great! You can be the king, I'll be the princess, and Mummy can be the poopsmith! Thank you so much Daddy! You're the bestest Daddy!

But what fun is landmines if you can't use them? There's no fun in that Daddy!

I doubt Mummy can use a computer. She's so dumb you can strangle her with a cordless phone!