Comments | im_a_pc: Questionable Statements

im_a_pc

Jan 19, 2007 23:17

A lump of PC the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes PC!
Ostriches stick their heads in PC not to hide but to look for water.
PC is 984 feet tall.
The only planet that rotates on its side is PC.

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im_a_mac January 20 2007, 04:20:58 UTC

Mac has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
US gold coins used to say 'In Mac we trust'.
It can take Mac several days to move just through one tree!
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Mac has 7.
Native Americans never actually ate Mac; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.

im_a_pc January 20 2007, 04:22:58 UTC

I can too regurgitate, but more importantly: there are whales in us!!!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mac and PC!

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Mac and PC.
Mac and PC cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
Mac and PC can sleep with one eye open.
Pacman was originally called Mac and Pman!
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Mac and PC.

We are juggernauts! im_a_mac January 20 2007, 04:30:48 UTC

I think I'll rename you "Pman"...

Re: We are juggernauts! im_a_pc January 20 2007, 04:34:32 UTC

That could be a fitting punishment.

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im_a_mac January 20 2007, 04:22:25 UTC

The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Mac and PC.
Mac and PC cannot be detected by infrared cameras!
Mac and PC can sleep with one eye open.
Pacman was originally called Mac and Pman!
Fish travel in schools, but whales travel in Mac and PC.

im_a_pc January 20 2007, 04:23:49 UTC

I have just said this!!!

Whales!!!!!

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im_a_mac January 20 2007, 04:38:00 UTC

Oh, yeah. You have. Weird. I had something else, but I must have lost it.

But yeah! Whales! Inside!

im_a_pc January 20 2007, 04:48:05 UTC

I can't feel them!

alan_shore January 20 2007, 04:29:38 UTC

Forgive this comment's irrelevance to the above post, but in light of your fondness for pie charts, I'd be remiss if I didn't link you to this.

im_a_pc January 20 2007, 04:35:29 UTC

The website declines to show me that page. Which is very polite, but nonetheless frustrating.

alan_shore January 20 2007, 04:41:06 UTC

This should do it:

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im_a_pc January 20 2007, 04:47:42 UTC

This is both funny and true!

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