Meme: Four Questions

[im_a_mac]

I want everyone who reads this to ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, dirty, private, or random. I have to answer them honestly. In turn, you have to post this message in your own journal, and you have to answer the questions that are asked of you.

No trade secrets, please. I'll go to jail.

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[im_a_pc]

1. What do you have the most fun doing?

2. What is your favorite day of the week, and why?

3. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

[Under deep encryption]

4. You once said you liked how I looked. What do you like and why?

Re: 3

[im_a_mac]

1. Running. Around, around with you, to the store, on the treadmill, programs, scripts, whatever. Running.
2. Sunday. None of the anticipation, all of the pleasure of relaxing. Chilling, we're calling it, I think. I'm not religious, but I fully adhere to the idea that it is our day of rest.
3. I'd gain weight. I'd like to be a little more... meaty, I guess.

And for 4, I turn on the heavy duty encryptor:
[heavy duty encryptor]
4. I've told you this! Soft skin. White and pink and rosy. Soft like petals. And your smile, so tiny and curled and smart. Your hands, also smart, but somehow graceful and elegant. Your body, because it's substantial and real and feels good to hold onto. Your feet are soft, too. And your ...bottom. I--

I'm embarrassed now.

Re: 3

[im_a_pc]

1. You're very good at it.

2. That is an excellent day.

3. Really? Huh.

[heavy duty encryptor]
I'm glad you think that about me. It feels good to be held.

I didn't think you were the "embarrassable" type. But you do...fantasize about me? You think about, um, parts of me and get...excited?

[this comment does not exist outside of this room]

[im_a_mac]

[heavy encryption]
It takes a lot to embarrass me, but getting all philosophical about the smooth skin of your ass does it.

However, yes. Yes, sometimes I think about you and my fans go apeshit.

[faramir_hurin]

1. What's a Mac?

2. Do you want me to ask personal questions?

3. Elves or Dwarves (remember, you have to be honest!)

4. Would you take the Ring?

[im_a_mac]

1. I guess you aren't from around here. A Mac is an Apple computer. Innovating the personal computer industry back when the other guy was still an idiot box, Apple computers have revolutionalized portable computing. Also, a Mac is me. But my real name is Apple.

2. Sure! You can. I don't know you at all, so I might not know what to ask you back.

3. Elves. They're so... patrician. Graceful. And, uh, limber. Also, they have glowyness going for them. You?

4. Which ring? Like, THE Ring? Like, the one, true ring?

[faramir_hurin]

1. Oh. No, I'm not from around here. None of us are. But I'm from farther than most. I still don't understand but that's not your fault.

2. That's quite all right. I was just asking--it was a yes or no question.

3. The Eldar have always held a fascination for me.

4. The One Ring, the Ring of Power that the Dark Lord Sauron made to control the others. Would you take it?

[im_a_mac]

Um, the Ring. That Ring. (Love Tolkien, by the way. Totally a closet Jackson fan, too!) Would I take the Ring.

Yeah. I would. PC Gamgee would accompany me, with Firefox and Linux. It'd be epic. I probably wouldn't make it past the Balrog, to be honest, though. Mines of Moria have CRAP airflow, from what I can glean. I'd probably overheat and go down.

I'll go ask you a question or four now!

[blackshadow_cat]

1. If you had a choice: Pink or orange?

2. Favorite song?

3. Would you hate me if I said I'm in love with Im_a_PC?

4. Tell me, honestly, I know there's something very personal you don't like to tell anyone... what is it (You're able to choose between scandlous and inocent)?

Silks

[im_a_mac]

1. Uh, orange. Between the two.

2. I have four thousand songs on my iTunes. It's hard to pick a favorite, but I think I'll go with "Wildcat" by Ratatat.

3. Hate you for loving someone? No. That just doesn't render. Would you hate me if I said that PC is in love with me?

4. Something I don't like to tell people. Uh. Haha. How about we just leave it at: I'm older than I look. And I'm scared (to phobic levels) of fire.

[blackshadow_cat]

1. Wonderful choice.

2. *goes listen* And: Only four thousand? ^.^

3. *throttles* I think it's answer enough ;-)

4. Secretly, you're 45? :P *holds lit candle*

Silks

[and_you_love_me]

1. PC told me to say hi to you, so "hi", and now my questions: Are you nice to him?
2. Do you think he's cool?
3. Do you have bitchy friends or can you be bitchy yourself?
4. Why do you like him?

Oh yeah, don't mess with me. He's my friend.

[im_a_mac]

1. Uh, hi! And yes. I want to be. I think I am.
2. PC? He's totally cool. He's not, like, super hip, but he wasn't built to be. He's super cool and calm, though, yeah. Laptop-wise, he can run a little hot, but he's working on that. We all are.
3. ...Sorry, but who are you again? Did someone-- do people think I'm bitchy? And what does that mean? Is bitchiness when you insist on what you want? Because if it is, then... yeah, sometimes I can be bitchy. And my friends, well, you'd have to try and get to know them first.
4. Who, PC? I like him because he's always there for me and he doesn't pass judgment, ever. He's smart and funny and, while he's not particularly zippy, he's diligent and hard-working. Also, he makes me feel good. And foxy.

Mess with you? Who are you? I'm definitely geting the whole MSFT-disciple vibe from you. There's no need to be a hater. We can all get along.

[and_you_love_me]

2. Good, because he seemed a little worried about it and I was trying to tell him that he was already cool. So don't mess it up for him!!!
3. Oh, sorry. I'm Jackie!!! And no, since I don't really know you or anything. I just think that PC needs a bitchy friend to help him out because he's also nice, and nice people tend to get picked on even if they're cool. Now, I'm bitchy, but I can't be here all the time for him, you know?!?
4. Good!!! Those are all good answers!!! Yay!!!

I'm not a hater. I'm just protective.

[im_a_mac]

Well, PC needs a little extra protection, so I'm glad you're there for him some of the time. He's very suceptible to viruses and hijacking. Malicious attacks. You know. Back-end penetration.

I don't really do "malicious"... And if I did, I wouldn't do it to PC. Ever. He's my friend. And roommate.

I'm not very bitchy. Should I try to be more bitchy?

Anyway, it's uh, interesting to meet you, Jackie. I'm a Mac. Pleasure.

[ladydragon543]

Heylo! I'm Mia *wave*

1. Have you ever once thought about playing Dungeons and Dragons?

2. When did you and PC meet?

3. How old are you, really?

4. Why do you go by Mac instead of Apple and when did that change?

[im_a_mac]

Hi Mia!

1. No. But I played Baldur's Gate once, on the PlayStation 2. Is that close?

2. Our parents grew up together. I've known him as long as I've been alive.

3. Alive = ? How old do I look? It's hard to put an age on me, I think. If you googled for about 43 seconds, however, you could figure out when I was born. That, in turn, will help you figure out my real age!

4. Steve still calls me Apple. It's just easier, I guess. More convenient. One syllable, no muss, no fuss. Plus, no offense to Gweneth, but Apple is sort of a stupid name.

[ladydragon543]

1. I have never played Baldur's Gate...but it sounds like a fantasy RP game, so probably, lol.

2. Aaaw. I wish I still had some of my friends I grew up with. You're lucky you stayed friends, making new ones as you get older is freakin' hard. Especially if you go to a college where people are snotty. *sigh*

3. Gotcha. ^_^

4. You're right, Apple is kind of a stupid name, but to each his/her own. Just have always wondered that.I guess I'm kind of a Microsoft gal(dad's fault, he's a tech), so I don't know much about Macintosh except for they make iPods, and Macs, and adorable iPod accessories. Like the iTrip, which goes so well with my little nano. *pets Duet*