TEN

[ilyblackpearl]

I am not well.

And these children will not sing. They are no fun at all.

ALSO. My brand is better. A bit.

OH and one might notice that my arm is bruised. I hit a wall and the damned thing hit me back. I am plotting my revenge.

Comments

[orealis]

You have to be intoxicated.

[ilyblackpearl]

I can't be. Everytime I try it becomes ash.

[orealis]

Why would something like that happen?

[ilyblackpearl]

Because of gods.

[tra_pmaster]

Oh, you show that wall.

[ilyblackpearl]

OH I SHALL. It will be a battle of epic proportions.

[sniping_targets]

The wall hit you back.

[ilyblackpearl]

In a manner of speaking.

[sniping_targets]

Walls can't hit back. That's impossible.

[ilyblackpearl]

It did. I was there.

[snackoo_katonk]

Walls are unable to hit back.

[ilyblackpearl]

You have never met this one then. Charming fellow, but very violent.

[snackoo_katonk]

1. Walls are not sentient beings but rather inert, thus:
a. They cannot have personalities such as "charming" or "violent"
b. It could not have felt pain or even noticed your attack.
b. They are incapable of movement unless propelled by some outside force, thus:
i. It could not have attacked you back.

Assuming the rest of your timeline is correct, the facts stand so:
-You punched a wall.
-You felt pain.

Your assumption that these two things correlate is erroneous and unsupported by scientific reasoning. There was likely another source for the pain you allegedly felt at the time.

[ilyblackpearl]

Darling, I did not read all that. But I skimmed and got that you do not believe me.

I hit it with my left arm, and the right one is bruised.

[allthisviolence]

And what dreary things does yours like to rant about?

[ilyblackpearl]

My wall?

He is silent.