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[iluvwomen]

So... there is this really nice, very pretty girl where I work. She's one of the secretaries, and always says hello to me if we happen to pass each other in the halls, but... she can't seem to take a hint. I don't want to be rude but, I can't go on a date with her. It would be disastrous

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[taintedsnowfall]

Why do you not wish to go out on a date with her? You just do not like her like that?

*soft smile* You are very popular with women, hm?

Ah, my manners, I am Haku

[iluvwomen]

Oh man... I must sound like a real ass... *sheepish*

It's not that I dislike her, she's a very nice girl, but I just can't get close to her... I have a phobia of women you see. It makes things difficult... even if I wanted to go on a date with her it wouldn't go well at all. When women get too close to me my body takes over, I have no control over it, it tries to get me as far away from the current female as quick as it can. Usually back peddling or flailing backwards into things and making huge messes... or hurting myself, or other people. I just try to avoid this if at all possible, it makes life less complicated that way.

Haha popular? More like cursed. I think just because of my phobia women flock to me. I don't particularly think I'm that good looking, though women are always telling me I'm nice... I guess nice guys are popular now?

*smiles* Haku? That's a nice name. I'm Guy. Guy Cecil. It's nice to meet you!

[taintedsnowfall]

Well...I wouldn't say you sound like that, it just confused me a bit.

Oh goodness! That sounds terrible...how long have you had this fear of women?

Ah, then you have nothing to worry in my case. *warm smile at* It is a pleasure, Cecil-san. *bows head at*

I wish you luck in the future concerning this.

[iluvwomen]

I've had this since I was a child... I was five when it started. Needless to say it wasn't easy for the orphanage lady to find a good home for me. I was terrified of all the nice women who wanted to give me a good home. *laughs lightly*

Whoa... wait... Haku is a boy?

Thanks Haku, I think I'll need all the luck I can get *chuckles*

[redheaded_cynic]

I'm just afraid to tell her no. She's such a sweet girl... *sighs*

Ha, fucking grow a pair of balls already. Tell the dumb broad "Look, I can't go out with you because women terrify me." Simple as that. ^^

[iluvwomen]

Ah... well you're right... I should just tell her. I guess I'm just worried she'll think I'm using it as an excuse.

I don't have anything to lose if I do tell her, so I should take your advice.

[thescarletdevil]

Dude, being handsome is a GIFT. O___o Treasure it! *smacks you*

As for your... fear... That really sucks, man. :( *scratches head* I mean, I guess women are terrifying in their own way when they want to kick your ass but... they're really not... all that bad. ^^;

Gah, crap, Vergil's giving me the Evil Glare again. Must go. *sweatdrop*

(ooc: Yes, Dante just had a vain moment. XD)

[0_nelo_angelo_0]

I don't see what is so grand about women Dante. *glares at*

You're better off without them, don't listen to my idiot brother. *drags Dante off*

(ooc: That icon is LOVE <3)

[thescarletdevil]

One word, Ver: BOOBS. :D

OW. Fuck! Leggo my ear! *whine* D: Oi, I never mentioned anything about cheating with them, I just said they're very... nice to look at. ^^; LOOK. No touch. I'll save that for you. Happy~ <3

[0_nelo_angelo_0]

*lets go* Oh really? Well if you enjoy them so much then by all means Dante go, have fun. *turns to stalk off*

After this you can forget about that and sleep on the couch for a week *glares*

[tattooedred]

Well, you can't help what you're afraid off. And honestly, women can be downright trouble at times. It's true. *nodnods* Like what the guy before me said, I think he's totally gay for his brother...But that's just my impression. they're rather nice to look at, but if they cause you trouble you just gotta learn to stay away.

*shrugs* Nothing wrong with that.

But I gotta wonder, what if you fall in love with a woman? That would be trouble too, I think.

I have too much time in my hands and too much energy. Must be all that Coke...

[thescarletdevil]

[ooc: I am much amused by the "gay for brother" thing. Kudos to you! *giggles* XDDD;; Good to know people notice! :p]

[tattooedred]

[ooc: It's rather obvious to people who won't go into denial. XD lol]

[iluvwomen]

*nods* You're right, sometimes fear is hard to control... though I wish I could over come this. If not eventually.

Haha, women can be trouble, but for the most part I've not had much to complain about. They're usually pretty decent enough, and are very nice on the eyes.

Fall... in love? Oh man... that would be awkward. I mean if it happens then that's great, but I don't know how that would work out.