01 ★ day ★ video/text

[straightforward]

[A brief glimpse of a girl in a black hoodie flashes across the video feed. The mask she's wearing seems a little redundant, considering there are already real dog ears atop her head. After a moment of confusion, she switches to text.]

oh noooo
this is not where i was trying to go at all!!!
i guess i need more practice with teleporting
......
what is

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[friendly_leijon]

:33 < *ac lets out an excited gasp*
:33 < *she is excited to s33 jade here again*
:33 < *even though she is disguised as a woofbeast*

[straightforward]

oh um
im a little confused
do we know each other already?
also, why are you talking like that???

[friendly_leijon]

:33 < oh
:33 < i guess you dont remember being here befur
:33 < and well we sort of know each other
:33 < i tried to troll you sometimes but you kept blocking me
:33 < purrbably beclaws the others were being jerks

[straightforward]

no, i do not remember it at all!
but dont worry i wont block you now
i know some of you can be nice
and you seem a lot less grumpy than karkat at least :)

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[thedancingedge]

[ Blink Blink. Tao is sticking her face into the camera and staring. ] Nyao. Are you a ca-- oh, wait, those are doggie ears aren't they? You're not going to chase Tao are you?

video;

[straightforward]

Of course not! At least I don't think I would. I'm not an actual dog.

[And this person doesn't look like an actual cat -- not like any she's seen before, anyway.]

What are you, exactly?

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[thedancingedge]

But. [ Her feeble mind does not compute. ] Ears! [ Points at Jade's ears. ] Nyao.

Tao is Tao! [ I bet that just explains it all. ]

video;

[straightforward]

Oh, I didn't always have these! They are new. I'm still mostly human.

[She smiles. Even if she may not be much of a cat person, this girl doesn't seem so bad.]

It's nice to meet you, Tao! My name is Jade. But what I meant was... are you some kind of alien?

vid/txt

[sunslam]

[davesprite's staring at her, for the longest time, eyeing the ears atop her head and her hoodie, before swtiching to text himself.]

harley
...
jade

txt

[straightforward]

hi other dave!!! :D
you got back to normal size without me?? :o
i didnt know you could do that

[onlymyhate]

WELCOME BACK, FUCKASS.
PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE JOKING. PLEASE TELL ME I DO NOT HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE ENTIRE FUCKING "YOU'RE IN A DREAM CITY" SPIEL AGAIN.
THAT MIGHT JUST MAKE MY DAY, IN THE "PLEASE, BASH MY BULGE IN WITH THE HARDEST OBJECT YOU CAN FIND AT PRESENT. IT'S INFINITELY MORE PLEASANT THAN REPEATING THAT SHIT" WAY.

[straightforward]

password, fuckass

[onlymyhate]

HOLY SHIT, NOT THIS AGAIN.
NO, I AM NOT GIVING YOU A PASSWORD BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING PASSWORD TO GIVE YOU.
I DO NOT NEED A STUPID CODEWORD TO TELL YOU THAT YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT.
SO WAIT, YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T REMEMBER BEING HERE?