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[dr34msbl1nd]

So, what do you have to say for yourself, Senator Lemonsnout?

[Sounds like someone's in the middle of an interrogation, and what an interrogation it is.]These scalemates have recorded you hoarding their money and prized possessions in taxes, and never returning anything in kind! While they have starved and tried to survive, you have lavished in

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[keeperofthederp]

[What is he watching? This is more bizarre than some of the things Lioriley has prattled on with.]

And what has a stuffed dragon done to earn such ire?

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[dr34msbl1nd]

He's made many suffer, of course! He was a tyrant who needed to be reprimanded. Those who try to use others for personal gain will only be given their fair share of justice.

[Obviously you've yet to really meet the craziest of the trolls. Or the second craziest. Whichever.]

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[keeperofthederp]

He is a stuffed animal. In the shape of one of my own and we are not known for using others for such reasons or for using them at all.

[Dragon logic at all times crazy girl.]

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[dr34msbl1nd]

Well he did those things here. [Slight pout.] It's my duty to take care of things like tha-

[Brb, stopping everything and licking the screen now.]

Oh my gog, you really are! A big apple dragonbeast!

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[friendly_leijon]

[DID SOMEONE SAY ROLEPLAY?]

Well done! The Pouncillor is most pleased by your able handling of the case. May Lemonsnout's hanging serve as a warning to those who would see fit to hoard wealth where others struggle to survive.

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[dr34msbl1nd]

[WHY YES I DID. She bows in honor at the camera.]

Of course, Pouncilor! There is nothing this great legislacerator can't handle. I won't stop until all justice has been given to those who take advantage of others!

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[friendly_leijon]

Yes! And that is why you will be the legislacerator who, in sweeps to come, wrigglers will grow up wanting to become. They will forever talk of your greatest victories and dream of the day when they, too, can ensure justice prevails.

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[dr34msbl1nd]

It will be my honor to carry out the justice that legends are capable of! I will ensure this to happen and fairness stretch across all the land, great Pouncilor!

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[lunardancing]

[ Slightly confused, but interested, staring. Not that Terezi can tell yet. ]

What was that?

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[dr34msbl1nd]

Oh! You've just witnessed me finishing up a courtroom session, Dawn! Wasn't it awesome?

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[lunardancing]

I guess so. Do you do that a lot? And whats a legislacerator?

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[dr34msbl1nd]

Before Alternia blew up, yeah, I did! This is my hive.

Oh, and a legislacerator is a prosecutor of justice! They travel to the far reaches of space to find the worst of the worst, and bring them in to be tried for their crimes. It's very dangerous.

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[notamisfit]

[So many questions in Naoto's head. Firstly, mention of a courtroom - could this be an insight into the justice system here? But what of these scalemate?

Then the video comes on. What on earth is that creature? And the toys? Then this was but a play-court...woah, hanged? Tyranny was of course unforgivable but death?]

This all strikes me as rather excessive. Are you certain his crimes warranted death?

[Okay, so it was a toy. But something about the whole situation still troubled her]

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[dr34msbl1nd]

Of course!

[She crosses her arms and gives a serious look.]

All trolls know that any tyranny imposes the sentence of death, so others may know of its seriousness! That's how things must be done, and all legislacerators follow it.

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[notamisfit]

[Troll? Legislacerator? Both terms she'll have to investigate further]

Hmm...strange, you are not what I would have anticipated. And I had thought this city was populated solely by humans.

[Which shows how much attention she usually pays to the PORTALs]

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[dr34msbl1nd]

[And Terezi laughs at this.]

Ahahah, wow. You totally haven't been paying attention, then. There's a lot more than just me here.

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[coorderpnate]

[This is probably the sissiest sound you have ever heard Terezi. Seriously.]

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[dr34msbl1nd]

[DOHOHOHO~ What's this?]

Don't worry, his punishment was swift and deserved. There's no need to feel bad for him.

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[coorderpnate]

B-but he looks adorable...

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[dr34msbl1nd]

He was a tyrant, a good scalemate gone bad!

[But she shoves the camera over to show her large pile of other scalemate plushes.]

Now all of these scalemate citizens are safe, and they don't have to worry about him being cruel anymore.