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[vision_twofold]

[> The video function is abruptly turned on, although there's not a lot to see that makes much sense. The PORTAL is skittering wildly across the floor, showing nothing but the ceiling and the tops of doors rushing by in something of a blur. Everyone once in a while, a fuzzy black and gray mass jumps about in random parts of the screen, but as the

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[saeptuose]

[ ............oh for the love of. ] You too, Sollux? This seems to be happening to a lot of people.

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[vision_twofold]

[> You're not enjoying this any more than the next person okay B| This is bullshit of the highest order and gogdamnit Solcat is not amused.]

Why? Ith there any particular reathon, or ith thith plathe jutht being an ath?

...And pleathe tell me thith ithn't permanent. I may have to cull mythelf otherwithe.

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[saeptuose]

[ For once Lior wants to punch the king and queen or whoever the hell is in charge at this point in the face. They're doing a terrible job. ]

I have no idea. I'm assuming for now that it's some sort of magic. Strange things happen every once in a while, but...not like this, really.

I shouldn't think so? At least I hope not.

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[vision_twofold]

[> THEY ARE DOING THE WORST JOB. It's times like this you can understand why Eridan felt the need to threaten them with grievous harm.]

Who would catht magic like thith? How doeth that even make any thenthe? What ith the point, becauthe I feel like I'm theriouthly mithing thomething here.

[> You lie halfway across the PORTAL, paws over your nose and eyes. This is starting to give you a headache.]

If everything elthe weird went away before, which I athume it did, it thould go away thith time, too, right?

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[roemance]

[> You can't even stop laughing. This doesn't nearly make up for all the shit this place has pulled on you already, but it certainly makes things better. He's so tiny. You're so glad you can be here to see this in person.]

Havvin' a bit 'a trouble wwith that, Sol? Heheheh.

[action]

[vision_twofold]

[> If your paws were capable of flipping someone off, you would be doing it as hard as you can. You settle instead for puffing up and hissing at him- actually at him, since your hearing is good enough now to figure out where he is more or less -but it's really not very threatening.]

I am handling thith, tho kindly go fuck yourthelf.

[roemance]

Dunno if I wwould go insultin' someone wwho can probably stomp you flat right noww.

[> Is it going too far if you pick him up? It's probably going too far. You don't want your eyes scratched out. ... You consider picking him up anyway.]

[vision_twofold]

[> You scrunch your nose up and huff at him.]

Yeah, ath if you'd follow through with that.

[> Not that you want to go tempting him to try it or anything. You have to admit that Eridan could kill you quite easily like this if he had a mind to, and it's not something you'd entirely put past him.]

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[treacletarts]

[There are a lot of things she could say to this.]

Kitty!

[...Sadly, that is the first thing that came to mind.]

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[vision_twofold]

[> THE MOST UNAMUSED KITTY IN PARADOX SPACE. B| He is giving you such a look right now, Dorothy.]

Any other witty obthervationth to share with the clath?

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[treacletarts]

[Adorable animaaaals.]

You're the first real kitty I've seen here, I think.

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[vision_twofold]

Don't get uthed to it. Being a cat thuckth and I am never letting thith happen again.

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[lunardancing]

At least you look cute.

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[vision_twofold]

I don't want to be cute. Cute ith bullthit for wrigglerth looking to get themthelveth culled.

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[lunardancing]

Who would cull a kitten?

[ She's pretty sure she knows what cull means by now, at least. ]

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[vision_twofold]

How ith that tho thurprithing? I can think of at leatht one perthon who would.

[> Not that you would really do something like that. Cats remind you too much of Nepeta; killing one would be weird, no matter how uselessly cute they are.]

[Video]

[onlymyhate]

You hate this place? I'm about to choke it with a fucking chain of poisoned thorns. Or I would if I still had hands.

[Hi, this is a hoof waving at the PORTAL.]

[Video] I'm sorry, I had a temporary lapse of sanity. Let me fix that.

[vision_twofold]

Got you, too, huh? I'd laugh, but I'm not clearly in the pothition to at the moment.

[Video] I saw nothing 8|b

[onlymyhate]

Right, you aren't in the position to. If you even try to laugh, I'll trample you.

[Video] Good. Nothing of note happened here. :T

[vision_twofold]

Oh no, I'm shaking. You have intimidated me. I will be on my abtholute betht behavior, letht I get trampled by whatever the hell you are.

[> Obviously, you don't mean a word of that.]