second slay ❦ « ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ↭ ᴅᴀʏ » ❦ heaven ain't close in a place like this

[slayery]

[ Oh, hello, Promenade! Buffy's in relatively good spirits, looking cheerful despite having a mask on her face. ]

Looks like it's that time of month again. New faces, all that nifty kidnappy confusion... There're probably a lot more of you than I'd ever be able to say hi to one-on-one to, so... Here's the deal

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[needsheadphones]

Heh. Wiggy.

[ SHE IS FIVE. ]

[ video ]

[needsheadphones]

Depends on what you're using them on. Either way, though, they're boring.

[ video ]

[slayery]

In my experience guns just slow people down.

[ video ]

[needsheadphones]

Depends on the gun, the training, and what you're fighting against.

[ video ]

[slayery]

Nope they... really just slow people down. Trust me. Been there. Done that. Many different kinds of gunnage.

[ video ]

[needsheadphones]

What if you're sniping?

[ video ]

[slayery]

Simple. I don't snipe. I live a snipeless existence.

[ video ]

[needsheadphones]

[ Laughs. ] Well, there you go.

[ video ]

[slayery]

I prefer crossbows anyway.

[ video ]

[needsheadphones]

[ Grins. ] Much more fun.

[ video ]

[slayery]

And effective against all manner of creepies, crawlies, and fanged bloodsucking fiends.

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[needsheadphones]

I've gotta say, I've never had much experience with any of the above before showing up here.

[ video ]

[slayery]

It was my day job. [ Pause. ] Well. My ... night... day job. At night. When the sun was down.

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[needsheadphones]

[ Yes Buffy, that is when night is. ] I just mostly worked with computers.

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[slayery]

I was always worried I'd break them.

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[needsheadphones]

...You aren't a techbane too, are you? Because I just found a way around Harry frying my headphones every time we hang out.