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[loldemons]

Fine, fine. I'll bite.

Firstly, the lot of your are extraordinarily dense and many of you have heinously shrill voices. I suppose I can see why you all keep asking the same bloody questions, given the likelihood of you heifers actually listening to one another

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[outandproudboy]

You can go to the market and buy one, sir.

[loldemons]

Ah, yes. The market.

Though, I'm really not sure I want to waste my time looking for aged piss, if that's all they have.

[outandproudboy]

You can always make your own then.

[loldemons]

What a brilliant idea. And it'll only take three bloody years to make! Why the hell not?

[voice]

[motherof_misery]

Perhaps you could dream one up.

[....it's not entirely sarcastic, really.]

[voice]

[loldemons]

I could. Granted I slept. Which I don't. Scratch off that one.

[voice]

[motherof_misery]

Pity. I'm fresh out of ideas, then, unless you look for someone selling.

[voice]

[loldemons]

What's the currency in this place anywho? Not that I necessarily need it.

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[solarpurpura]

[She giggles like a schoolgirl when he calls them heifers. Oops, that's not very nice of her, is it...]

voice;

[loldemons]

[ a snort ]

Apparently, I'm not the only one who thinks this much.

voice;

[solarpurpura]

[She admits quietly,]

They do make a great deal of noise.

[And... most people are generally heifers in her eyes. Perfectly acceptable for dinner. She's not much of a butcher though, so they may be safe from her appetite.]

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[loldemons]

[ Great minds think alike! But maybe not for dinner. Though, that's always a possibility. ]

Tell me about it. Additionally, the whole broken record thing is a bit of an earache too.

[heart_teaze]

A pity we have to set ourselves to the standard of just decent, knowing luck of course. The definition of good scotch would be atrocious if everything else about this place is to go by.

[loldemons]

You think.

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[rustigedraak]

[ Fellow scotch drinker? Awesome. ]

Got a few top shelf single malts at the jazz club. Wouldn't mind breakin' a couple open.

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[loldemons]

Can't vouch for your taste in music, but I'm willing to test the waters. Whereabouts is this "club?"

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[rustigedraak]

Ain't my taste. S'just what brings in the crowds.

South east of that gaudy lookin' castle. S'on the corner facin' house ten. Door says "Golden Apple" on the glass, knock twice an' I'll let you in.

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[loldemons]

[ He's raising an eyebrow. What is this, America in the 1920s? Whatever. Scotch is scotch. He's on his way. ]