02/ day/ accidental audio

[doctorweevil]

You know, Owen, you never struck me as the saving the world heroic type of guy.

Yeah, well, surprising hidden depths, and all that. Trust me, I'd rather be the English version of House right now. Though without the Vicodin problem.

And with a wife.

You're right, I might have to take Vicodin just to cope with y- ow! [someone just got elbowed in

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[stolethename]

[ Just must be in a different part of the building]

Owen.

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[doctorweevil]

It's full of Welsh people, Jack.

[quietly, in the background - and offscreen] Is that-

Yeah, that's him.

He's good-looking.

Don't let him hear you, his head's already swelled enough as it is.

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[stolethename]

Oh, why thank you, beautiful lady.

You must be Katie, if I'm not mistaken.

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[doctorweevil]

So he was there when-

...yeah. [scowls a little at Jack, STAY AWAY FROM HIS WOMAN.]

And that made him offer you a job? [Katie peeks over Owen's shoulder at the device] That's a bit creepy.

Most of what Jack does is creepy, Katie.

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[cheshirelife]

Whales?

[ Yes, he thinks you mean the animals. ]

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[doctorweevil]

[...it's a very large pink cat. Owen and Katie both look slightly confused.] Entirely too much countryside.

Why is the cat talking?

I don't know, why don't you ask him? [Owen is pretty blase about these things after working with aliens for years. Well, mostly blase.]

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[cheshirelife]

[ Talking about himself is much more interesting than talking about whales/Wales, so the Cat quickly abandons that line of thought. ]

Why shouldn't I be?

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[doctorweevil]

I think it's weirder that you aren't asking for cheeseburgers, personally. [Owen, don't make jokes that nobody else will get.]

...Cheeseburgers?

You know, I can has...yeah, it doesn't really work without the internet.