002 [Video]
[When the video feed starts, it seems awfully dim despite it being daytime. There's lots of crates lying around, a few of the smaller ones appear to be used as makeshift furniture; probably a warehouse. Nearby is an incredibly old mattress that Fabian is lying down on, and if you're paying attention to the background there's something that could be a clothesline there. Someone's been hiding out in here for a while, apparently.
There the sounds of something shifting across where Fabian is, and he actually seems surprised enough to get up.]
Kaja --
[He also doesn't even get the chance to finish because suddenly there's a tiny girl running up to him to kick him in the shin, followed by a swift uppercut to the face with far more force than you'd expect from someone eight inches shorter.]
-- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!
For bein' an asshole. [She moves to throw another punch, but this time Fabian has the sense to catch her fist and tries to twist her arm to stop the punching. Not that it really does anything because then she just settled for headbutting him.]
This how you greet people now?
Only morons who somehow think robbin' a mansion is a good idea.
Shit hit the fan!
Exactly why it's a fuckin' stupid idea!
((OOC: Tagging separately with both hypercarnivore and tinybamf. They'll notice the accidental recording, probably.))
There the sounds of something shifting across where Fabian is, and he actually seems surprised enough to get up.]
Kaja --
[He also doesn't even get the chance to finish because suddenly there's a tiny girl running up to him to kick him in the shin, followed by a swift uppercut to the face with far more force than you'd expect from someone eight inches shorter.]
-- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!
For bein' an asshole. [She moves to throw another punch, but this time Fabian has the sense to catch her fist and tries to twist her arm to stop the punching. Not that it really does anything because then she just settled for headbutting him.]
This how you greet people now?
Only morons who somehow think robbin' a mansion is a good idea.
Shit hit the fan!
Exactly why it's a fuckin' stupid idea!
((OOC: Tagging separately with both hypercarnivore and tinybamf. They'll notice the accidental recording, probably.))