BIG LOVE

[ilpacock]

Ah... after a long day of toiling to support my family while hiding my fundamentalist Mormon practices from the ignorant masses, the time has finally come during which I might return home to my obedient and devoted spouses.

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Wife #1: Excelee Chastidee

[latrine_orderly]

Welcome home, honey! I made you dinner, ironed your suits, did your taxes, mowed the lawn, waxed the car, washed the walls, walked the dog, trimmed the hedges, trimmed my hedges, caulked the bathroom tile, set up mouse traps, beat the futons, assassinated the president, went grocery shopping, and scrubbed the toilets!

[ilpacock]

My, it sound as though you had a productive day.

[latrine_orderly]

Thank you, my lord, but I'm sure it's nothing compared to the trials and tribulations that you must face every day, having to deal with the sin and corruption of the outside world!

I'LL GET YOUR SLIPPERS!

[dashes off]

[ilpacock]

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