true family conversations

[ilovegravy]

One day, my dad had to install a lightbulb in the hallway, which looked sorta like a combination of this and this:

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[jesuszilla]

my dad: What the fuck?? Your dick looks like THAT??? You'd better go see a doctor or something. I think you have some birth defects to deal with.
Two big meaty thumbs up to your dad's comeback! That totally sounds like something my mom would say.

[kristenjarrod]

What is that kind of lightbulb is that used for? An aquarium?

[homerspy]

I can already tell I'd get along really well with your mom!!

oh aunty ya ya

[mmmm_olives]

your family...good times...seriously good times. best family conversations ever. why must we grow up with awfulness??

fuck i'm awake getting ready for work...and i won't see you!!! dammit...i wish we started yesterday, or tomorrow...but oh well, hopefully today will be ok. but i will see you tomorrow buddy!!! :D