Help, I'm at a loss for word!

[illyria_novia]

I am writing a letter to Johnny Weir at this very moment so a kind fellow fan can deliver it to him at his show in Lake Placid this Saturday and I do not know what to say that will not come across as fawning, disgustingly syrupy and cloying and insipid.

What do I say, what do I say?

Help?

Comments

[singeaddams]

Seduce him! He's heard plenty of gushing about how wunnerful he is already so don't talk about him, talk about yourself. Tell him a story! A story about who you are and what your life is like (make it as exotic as possible, because it IS) and a few of your troubles (again, that aren't the norm for a boy from Canada or wherever he's from) and say that his enthusiasm and craftsmanship delights and comforts you.

He'll be intrigued as I doubt he gets much fan mail from places where figure skating isn't exactly popular.

[illyria_novia]

I've put part of the exoticism that is my life in the letter. But you're right, seduction, not swoonage is the way to go!

[illyria_novia]

I did that. I think he would've heard better, prettier versions, but I just have to have my say on the matter. :)

[lame_pegasus]

Just follow singeaddams advice and tell him about your world, luv. He should be used to silly, glassy-eyed fangirls by now, so suprise him with something witty and beautiful instead.

[illyria_novia]

I'll have you know my letter has mentions of vacuum, nipple-tassels, and full moon. Not sure it's witty, but it's very honest. :)

[aramaki_tokio]

I can say something very cheesy right now, but I better off not LOL

Tell him some fabulous stuffs, of course 8D! Or maybe get him interested in our country? Westerners seem to dig Asian culture lots /ponders

[illyria_novia]

Oh, come on. Don't hold back. Cheese is okay! I think my letter is packed with cheese. :)

Excellent suggestion tho! Have put it in effect.

I made mentions of wayang orang, would you believe it? With pics! My betas said they're okay tho. The pics stay.

[layne67]

Nothing wrong with fawning and syrupy so GO FOR IT!!

:D

[illyria_novia]

I DID! I DID! It was the hardest thing to write, but I made it in the nick of time. Now the wait to know what happens to it. *cries*