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That was disgusting.

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[illusorymotion]

Why do you do this?

[larandorder]

Because it amuses me, duuuuh. It's like kicking an injured puppy that can't bite back.

[illusorymotion]

How is that fun?

[larandorder]

Kinda hard to describe. Mmmm... Let's see... It's just something about seeing the pain and anguish their big, round puppy eyes while they howl for mercy that entertains me as I let my heel thrust down against their ribs, I guess. I mean, there is a reason why they're called "man's best friend", you know.

[illusorymotion]

There's something wrong with you.

[larandorder]

They say I lack a heart, apparently. But be that as it may, it's better than lacking a brain and a sense of humor a condition I'm sure you can relate to. ♥