Norway Legacy 3.2
Last time:
- I remodeled the top floor in preparation for the butt babies!
- Jeannie visited Britt at her new house and made dinner. And it was awkward.
- Ragnavld, Kai's butt baby, and Konrad, Sam's butt baby, were born!
- The star Tiny Kai was discovered by, well, Kai. And he liked to talk about it muchly.
- Antonia skipped school and had an exciting adventure. And at some point of the update, stole a bench from the graveyard she works at. Though she stole from her job, she still got promoted and became a WINNER!
- Kai painted a magenta muppet monster that liked to watch Kai and Sam... do things.
I've noticed the first pictures of my last few updates have shown people painting pictures. Here is Sam paining what looks like could be a flag of some country.
Part time job promotion for Ingeborg, soon after Antonia got hers. Sadly, it did not make her a "Winner!"
And here's Antonia gardening.
Antonia: Actually, I'm stuck in the grape plant. ...Help? Hello? ...Anyone?!
Antonia: I'm going to make a robot to garden for me! So there! :P
Kai: *thinks* Ugh... Sam's breath is rancid, especially when he sings in his sleep...
Sam: *dreams about "Little Shop of Horrors", complete with Audrey II and 60s girl group* Little shop... little shop of horrors... oh OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I mean...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
The beta couple of this legacy is still going strong. :)
Oh, and the babies still exist. Just to let you know. They just aren't very interesting at this point.
What this? o_o I hadn't even bought Ambitions at this point, so this appeared probably thanks to the latest patch.
And of course I had to try it out. I gave Kai an evil sun on his back. :3
The household had an odd problem of not automatically letting the service-people come inside the house. And then of course they would get no work done just standing outside like idiots. *sigh*
Where is Antonia headed?
Antonia: Hi VJ! I'm Antonia! I'm going to be your future wife!
VJ: You're crazy, you know that?
Okay, this deserves an explanation, even though I could just write this off as Antonia logic (or lack thereof). I was seriously considering double heiring with Antonia as the second heir. I found VJ to be a perfect match for her. He has BLUE EYEBROWS. That's the sign of a winner. But for certain reasons you'll see later, I changed my mind. At this point in time, though, I was assuming she would seriously procreate to further on the family line. Just letting y'all know.
Kai? You... okay?
Kai: Rrrrr...
Kai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...
Kai: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
I have no idea why he did this. It was just so random and hilarious, I made an icon of it. *points*
Another thing I've never tried before. Let's do this thing!!!
We get a limo ride out of this? Sweet!
Zelda: I came here for chicken wings, so please let me go into the restraunt.
Zelda: Wait, you're giving out autographs??? Screw the chicken wings! Give me that!
Oslo: Right on it, ma'am.
Connor: He's sooooo dreamy!! *sigh*
Two women in back: *synchronized happy wave*
Random dude: Oh! Thank you so much! :D
Oslo: No problem. Have a good evening.
Connor: You cheater!! Why are you giving that hussy an autograph!!? Boo!!
Oslo: ...
Cycl0n3: *thinks* Yes, I can sell this for millions!
Wait... you get money for doing this? Sweet! I thought it was just for fun! >.>
More evidence the babies still exist; Sam is stir crazy from all the time off of work to raise them.
And for quite a while, I forgot this was a family of kleptos, so I decided to take a look at all that the kleptos in the house stole.
Antonia is in the lead. Probably because she's the most impulsive.
Ingeborg stole SOMETHING but is too focused on being *~*~artsy~*~* for thievery.
Kai has stole... nothing? Even though he's a criminal? I guess his boss gets everything that he steals. >.>
And Oslo wins for stealing the most useless crap.
To think that Jeannie would be donating to her family and the maids if she donated to Kleptos Anonymous. At least if they ever decided to seek treatment. (Does treatment for kleptomania exist? o.o) I am also amused you can donate to THE INTERNET.
Anyways, Antonia returns the carpet in the mail to its rightful owner.
And one of her split personalities doesn't seem to like what she just did.
See, the babies still exist! They're in the family picture and everything!
Ingeborg: So, my boyfriend has the shinest balls I have ever seen. They are like disco balls, I swear.
Antonia: *chokes on food* Unnecessary... *cough* breakfast conversation!
Oh yeah, Oslo's becoming the first elder of the legacy very soon!
But let me remind you THERE ARE TWO BABIES IN THE HOUSE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT.
But really, let's marry off Kai and Sam first! And yes, I know NOW that I don't need the chairs. It was my fault for not realizing weddings are NOTHING like Sims 2. >.>
Oslo and Jeannie prepare for the wedding by... doing this. Whatever it is.
Let's look at some of the guest list!
Quintin!
Bronson Dooley!
Joelle! (I may or may not have wanted to up my chances at some wedding drama. >.>)
VJ! (Might as well take the opportunity for Antonia to bond with VJ.)
We might as well of had the wedding upstairs because THAT'S WHERE EVERYONE WENT. Ugh.
Kai: So, wanna start the big gay wedding of our dreams?
Sam: Ummmm... YEAH! :D
Joelle: HAHA! Kai's a faggot! LULZ!
...You didn't know this before attending his wedding? Oh wait, it's JOELLE. Didn't expect much else.
Mortimer? Too. Many. People! I'm also claustrophobic!! Gahh!
Oslo: *glares at VJ* That young man will poke someone's eyes out with that hair!
This is the lovely AND VERY EXCITED wedding audience.
VJ: *hums "Mony Mony" by Billy Idol for the hell of it*
(Big Gay) Wedding spam!
VJ: I'm so better looking than that pussy manmaid. *admires reflection*
Jeannette (the girl who copied Oslo's hair): I'm going to kill the birds at this house by throwing loose uncooked rice!!!
Everyone: *awkward silence*
Rice: *falls to the ground*
But you guys are already.... never mind. I'm sure there will be more grandchildren. I guess grandchildren out of wedlock don't count to them, the couple that never married. >.>
Yeah, the party sucked. Though I blame the guests themselves for being too retarded to entertain themselves with all those people there. I tried putting in food and games and music and NO ONE took advantage of that at all. It pissed me off so much.
Antonia: If you don't marry me, I will punch you in the face. Capice?
VJ: *gulp*
Dooley: I really want to use this wrench and hit whoever hosted this party in the nuts. o.o
The newlyweds escape from the horrible party and relax in bed together.
They could talk about Star Tiny Kai...
But they decide to do other things instead.
RECREATIONAL things.
Monster picture on wall: ;D
Poor Sam. That balloon in the icon looks so sad... lol.
Oslo: ...Huh. I'm already a grandfather. If only someone told me they existed...
illusion_sims: >:/
The babies will be babies no longer! (Thank god.) And Oslo is going to be a oldie!
Ragnvald goes first.
Tada! Instant toddler! And as you can see, Konrad is up next.
Ragnvald: *looks adorable*
Tooting horn: *deafens Konrad*
Konrad: Yo.
Ragnvald: Hey.
Transformation almost complete!
Toddler birthday complete!
Ragnvald info.
Konrad info.
Oslo's turn!
Sam: Uh, Kai, you're in my way. I'm melding into your body.
Kai: And that's bad because...?
The elderization of a founder:
Tada! And a review of his stats, since I haven't mentioned them since the first update ever.
This is the beginning of my biggest mistake ever. You'll see why by the end of this update.
Yes, the view is very pretty. I decided to take the two couples of the house to Egypt to celebrate Kai and Sam's recent marriage and Oslo's elderization and Jeannie's soon-to-be elderization. Plus a lot of them had opportunities that required a trip to Egypt. So, yeah.
Sam: They hang up their clothes? *gasp* But their clothes will get all dirty from all the wind and sand!
Kai: It's okay, Sam. Calm down. Maybe they like dirty clothes. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY LIKE!
Sam: I really hope your house is cleaner than your dirty clothes are.
Egyptian: ...WTF?
While Sam makes an ass of himself, Kai goes and geeks out at the library.
Just like his mommy. Awww.
And Oslo geeks out on his guitar. For money. Which he didn't get any of at any point of the trip. Grr.
Egyptian: I like fishing. Do you like fishing?
Sam: BOR-RING! *really obnoxious yawn*
Jeannie: I like gardening. Do you like gardening?
Kai: ...
I think Kai's parents are losing their minds. They don't know Kai is attracted to Sam, who he JUST MARRIED. Yeah.
Time for awesome fun at the Sphinx! I admit though WA can be a pain in the ass, the scenery is AMAZING.
Jeannie: What does this button do?
Jeannie: Ohhhhh.
I was going to go inside with the group, but then I saw that there was FIRE and it would be best to be assigned an adventure by person and just go to that location. One thing I hate about WA is that it's hard to control multiple people on vacation, and you can only do the maze things in each country controlling one person at a time. It sucks.
I was so sick of that guitar at this point. His obsession with it got worse while in Egypt.
So I made him be productive.
And once he got into town he... passed out? WTF?
This was his needs menu when right when he passed out! He wasn't even tired! o.O
I tried busking with him again because we were REALLY low on money, but nothing. >:[
Enjoy the romantic kissing in an exotic location while I tell you a little story.
Okay, so the vacation was going well, until I reloaded and noticed that all the family tree relations were GONE. I thought I could make it through the rest of the time without doing anything, but then Kai and Jeannie started FLIRTING. I was really creeped out and tried going home in hopes things would reset to normal. They didn't. It just got worse...
Oslo came home... young again. O.O
And here's old Oslo. How is that possible?
Everyone on the trip got CLONED. Meet Kai 1 (walking in) and Kai 2 (eating cake).
Though I was amused by being able to get the clones to talk to their counterparts. So enjoy Kai talking to himself!
Do you see the two Jeannies in this? I didn't get the Sam clones together, but trust me, they were there.
I tried deleting the clones and repairing the family connections via SuperComputer. It didn't work, as you can see from this lovely blue error message. So I gave up and loaded the backup file, which thankfully fixed everything. Bad news, though: everything in this update officially has never happened!! So next update is going to be the alternate universe due to my game freaking out on me and having to replay all these events all over again!! Isn't that great??? :D I swear it won't be too painful of an update. I hope it will come out as cool as I want it to be.
Another important thing: the Late Night expansion looks awesome. It's one of the things I missed the most about Sims 2 while playing Sims 3. Along with the fact Sims 2 seems much more supernatural in its content than Sims 3. But oh well, I might go back to playing Sims 2 for shits and giggles once I get the discs back from my friend. >.>
Additional note: I uploaded Anotnia and Ingeborg to the exchange just now. Enjoy!