Norway Legacy 3.1
Last time:
- Britt got kicked out of the house. And she dated Bimble, a man Jeannie was probably "involved with." Ewwww. Then she started dating an even older man. Ooookay then. >.>
- Sam moved in.
- Pernille and Quintin very quickly got married. And Sam and Kai got engaged. Yeah!
- Ingeborg and Antonia became teens. And more interesting, it seems. Especially Antonia. They both got part-time jobs soon afterward.
- Kai started his new job and almost ratted himself out to a policeman.
- Antonia went outside to talk to people. The talking didn't go well, probably because she's insane. Literally.
- Pregnancy happened for both Kai AND Sam. :D Kai especially was very excited and wanted to be very prepared for the new arrivals. :)
Sam: These pancakes taste like garbage. Bleeghh.
Ingeborg: Yeah, it's like someone put a cup of hot shit in this batter.
Antonia: *pretends she had nothing to do with this, even though she made the bad pancakes*
Kai is still baby-crazy. It almost scares me. o_o
I took a picture of this because the globe doesn't look very spherical. It looks like a partially inflated beach ball at this angle. It bothers me! >.>
Reading up on pregnancy. Not sure how much there is about mpreg, but whatever.
Lol at the opportunity title.
Antonia: *grumble* God damn trees.
Antonia is the new garden slave. :3
Because there are babies on the way, here is the remodeled top floor!
Antonia and Ingeborg's new room.
Sam and Kai's new room.
Nursery.
Maid: I'm such a pretty flower! :3
Sam and Kai: *synchronized pregnancy waddle that gave me the lulz*
Sam: I HAZ BABY! :D *rubs tummy*
Jeannie and Kai: *awkwardly attempt to get along*
Even though he likes his expanded tummy, Sam knows pregnancy is hard work.
So I indulge him because I'm nice.
Yay! An excuse to see a spare!
Jeannie: *pant* Hey Britt! I got your great... produce... here. *pant pant*
Britt: Oh... hi... Mother... :|
She looks very appreciative... staring at her awkwardly... o_o
A part of Britt's house. It's pretty nice, though it's a little on the tacky side.
Bathroom. Which makes me realize I never put two sinks in any bathroom I make even though they're everywhere in real life. >.>
The rest of the house.
Jeannie: I see your house has a rather strong color scheme.
Jeannie is starving at this point, so I decide to prepare dinner for her and Britt.
Aaaaaaaaaand she burns it.
Jeannie: But I know chemistry! And I'm perfect! And a genius! This shouldn't happen to me! Aaaagh!!
So she tries some ratatouille in order to redeem her tainted cooking record.
As delicious and colorful as that looks, I'm always amazed of how heat resistant sims are. They never use oven mitts or pot holders and come out unscathed!
Jeannie: *thinks* Perfection is tiring. :|
And they eat in awkward silence.
Speaking of spares, Pernille and Quintin are as cute as ever. :3
Sam: You're going to be so cute and cuddly! I think your name is going to end up being Teddy because of it! :D
Sam: *hears Kai's stomach gargle and feels baby kick his face* I think he's agreeing with me! :D
Kai: I'm going to name you Bottle because babies like bottles! That was Michael Jackson's logic for naming his kid Blanket, right? Because babies like blankets like teddies and bottles. Right? >.>
And Kai goes to paint something that could be in The Muppet Show.
Soon after, this happens! :o
Then a few seconds later, this! :o :o
Kai's butt-baby, Ragnvald.
Sam's butt-baby, Konrad.
The butt babies.
This happened at WORK??? Fail, EAxis. At least come up with separate events to happen at work for people with the loser trait.
Aren't I creative with naming?? :D
illusion_sims: Hey Antonia. What's up?
Antonia: Just looking around to see if there's anyone around so I can steal this bench.
illusion_sims: All... right then. Knock yourself out.
I like how once you discover something in a galaxy, you can make it a conversation topic. Hahahahha.
Kai: If I discover a planet next, I'll call it Planet Kai and The B-52s will do a song about it. :D
Since I adore Antonia and she already gets a lot of bullshit from school and work, I let her skip school today.
And take the patrol car they own to go on adventures. >.>
She started the day by going fishing.
And caught a goldfish. Huzzah!
Caught a red butterfly, too.
And found a seed, which looks like a egg from here. >.>
Aaaaand I didn't realize the school was across the street from where she was. >.> Luckily people are dumb and she wasn't caught.
Antonia wins again. :D I would like to find a beetle worth hundreds of dollars!
Then she goes to eat at the diner.
Hi Bella and Moritmer! I remember in the first update where they were just kids. >.>
Anyways, bookstore time!
French tourist: Zee boxing, it iz my favorite. I want to beat zomeone up. Me versus American!
*I tell Antonia to talk to her*
French tourist: Au revoir! *runs away*
Antonia must be really scary... >.>
More butterflies/moths/whatever.
But of course when she goes to work, stuff that should have happened at school happens at work. Again. -_-
Ingeborg decides on her LTW. I think it suits her.
But I don't know if she's going to be a master if she keeps drawing with crayon like a 5-year-old. >.>
*sigh* At least she could maybe illustrate kids books? >.>
Oslo pumps some iron in Kai and Sam's room.
Even though she embarrassed herself in front of her fellow students and teachers (...at work...) she gets promoted. Yay!
Why do you want to quit your job?
You're a winner for once! :D
Sam: Kai, what the hell is that hanging over our bed?
Kai: A... decoration? :D
Sam: It's going to watch us... do stuff in bed. D:
Kai: OH. D:
I guess they decided they don't mind magenta-colored fuzzy monster voyeurs. >.>
Dawwww that's sad. D: And ignoring Sims-world canon! >:[
But here's some happy news!!!! I am so excited to see their offspring. :D :D
Jeannie: So, do maids change light bulbs?
Maid Jammie: Depends on the house and the light bulb. Sometimes I just steal lightbulbs and things out of houses.
Jeannie: Don't worry, my whole family is kleptos! I get the feeling it's going to last at least 10 generations.
Ingeborg: *Continues her crayon cityscape*
Antonia: *completely shamelessly copies Kai's earlier work*
I guess they really like someone watching after all.
Monster: :D
Jeannie: Did someone forget to take out the garbage? It smells foul in here.
Ingeborg: Nope, just Antonia's pancakes!
Antonia: Hey! I only put half a cup of my secret ingredient in the batter this time!
Ingeborg: You mean a half cup of complete shit?
Antonia: D:<
Sam: *doesn't even want to bother, gets up and leaves*
So... I now have a page where you can download members of the family. Oslo, Jeannie, Kai, Pernille, and Britt are up. I need to chase down Antonia and Ingeborg because I moved them out without uploading them first. Oops. Oh well. I'll get them up by the update that ages them into young adults. Enjoy!