Out walking, this late afternoon, restless and out of sorts, pacing the margin of the woods in the no-man's-land between the Mansion and the little cottage, with hands in his pockets and a lingering frown.

Here's for girdleforakiss. What were they thinking?

Here's for russet_goddess for her entertainment. ("I do not like you or your brother", eh?)

And here's for onlyachild.

I want it on record that

a) it never happened, and
b) it wasn't my idea.

That said, it was a hell of a lot of fun.

I am approximately eight separate and distinct forms of idiot. Ask me how.

Actually, scratch that. Don't ask.

I haven't been keeping up with this, for the very good reason that moderatelymad requisitioned all the angst and most of the snark. Sweartogod. The man doesn't do anything by halves. His girlfriend's cute, though, for certain highly explosive values of cute.

Still no sign of Gaheris. Typist, don't make me come over there.

...COFFEE, DAMMIT. *has never ( Read more... )