Title: 5 Times He. Just. Didn’t. Get. It.
Author: illezabeth
Pairing: Tony/Bruce
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read "I'm a physicist; flirt harder." In honour of this wise bumper sticker, give me five times Tony flirted with or came on to Bruce and he. Just. Didn't. Get. It.
+The 1st time Tony figured out how blatant he
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Thanks for writing. :)
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I really enjoyed writing, so no problem there :)
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I love this so much!
Bruce's social awkwardness was such a treat to read!!!!!!!
Thanks for posting!!!!
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this is one of the greatest lines I've read, ever.
Tony resisted the urge to ask him about his stance on blue balls.
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(P.S. that is a lovely userpic. If you're Renner fan, you've probably already seen this, but if you haven't, you really should:
http://snakkle.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/jeremy-renner-yearbook-senior-year-young-1989-photo-GC.jpg)
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I don't know if I should go. "Oh, so Cute!" or "Oh god that HAIR "
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(The hair is ammmaaazing)
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I imagine Tony would be pretty vocal in staking his claim over Bruce though, but perhaps some hapless lab-rat who wasn't in the know... Ah if only I had the time. I rather like the idea of jealous!Tony-who-tries-not-too-look-jealous-and-fails-massively XD
I'm glad you enjoyed ^_^
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P.S. Hope the lizard situation is resolved soon.
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