where is Hank?

[iliveinthecouch]

Why are fleas such fucking assholes?

Hank better bring me some fucking wet food or I will scratch him so bad.

Comments

[markitup]

i think your fleas have come to my house some so maybe you should get that together...

get ready to scratch i don't think it's coming

[iliveinthecouch]

No, asshole, you sent the fleas to my house. I know it, you can't lie to me!

Fucker.

[markitup]

i know you hate me, i should let you starve next time hank leaves town

[iliveinthecouch]

You'd love that, wouldn't you? I'll just get out and come over to your house and eat your fucking face. How do you like them apples, jerkoff?

[artsomething]

oh my goddddd you are such a cunt

[iliveinthecouch]

Fuck you, bitchass. I'm a fuckin rock star.

[raicheal]

hahahaha, you hate me.

[iliveinthecouch]

I hate you so much that the sheer power of the my giant fucking hatred can cause cars and buildings to spontaniously combust. BURN BITCH.