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[ilikevillains]

Reasons the city sucks
1. It apparently doesn't want me to leave
2. Luis isn't here
3. It can't seem to let my fucking issues with Nephamael go away
4. Curses
5. Curses that turn me into a girl

Stupid curse, I'm already sick of it.

Comments

[faeriewhocanlie]

Reasons why I need to take Corny out for coffee:

1. The above mentioned list
2. The coffee in the City is actually okay
3. Coffee won't turn him into a girl
4. At least list curses don't kill people?

[ilikevillains]

Don't give the city any ideas. Next thing you know I'll be drinking some coffee and all of a sudden I have boobs.

[faeriewhocanlie]

The City would do that. If that happens, you can blame me. I would have to loan you bras either way.

[everyshadow]

Reasons Why the City is Somewhat Decent:
1. Nothing appears to come to me.

I suppose I'm not affected.

This city is capricious. Perhaps he will show up again, one day.

[ilikevillains]

Don't jinx it. Knowing my luck he'd show up in my goddamn bedroom.

[everyshadow]

I was referring to Luis. But if it was Nephamael, however, we would have a problem in our hands.

[ilikevillains]

In that case, jinx it as much as possible. It's been months.

You're telling me, he'd have a fucking field day.