[ Rule 04 ] [ Punishment - DECOY ] [ Audio / English ]

[ilikesoap]

[The comm cracks on and Tyler's voice is heard. And doesn't he sound amused.]

Rubber ship~ Rubber ship!~ Ruuuubber shiiip~

[In the background one might hear tapping. Tyler is touching every inanimate thing in his reach and turning it to rubber.]

Rubber ship! This punishment is kinda fun you kno--

[Pause.]

Jack? The hell are you doing man?

[He

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[metharchy]

[Meth is in the buffet working. That's not really surprising.

She did however pause at the sound of Tyler's voice on the comms chanting "Rubber ship" over and over again.]

Do I even want to know what it is you're doing now?

[metharchy]

[She raised an eyebrow at that. Meth hoped for his sake he wasn't looking for more of what their last two meetings had brought about. She didn't expect to be so kind a third time around, if he set something on fire, and he knew that. She'd given him her warning.]

Curiosity killed the cat, Tyler.

[ilikesoap]

[He laughs at that, knowing full well that he wouldn't get off so easily next time he decided to destroy something. Though the destruction of deck 17 was really just a part of his role in the passenger uproar. He'd done his job and done it with style.]

At least he died an exciting death.

[metharchy]

That's not a healthy attitude to have. You're going to end up chewing off more than you can swallow.

[At this point, Meth was pissed enough about that deck to mean it when she said not to light anything else on fire. It didn't mean, however, that she didn't want to play with him more. Perhaps later she'd get a chance...

For the time being, Meth didn't contemplate the fact that it was a passenger, and not a crew member, that had her attention.]

[ilikesoap]

That's half the fun, Meth. Things get boring fast if you stick with what's safe. Normality loses it's touch fast.

[Tyler wasn't going to get attached. Women ruined everything. They were an unnecessary complication in his/their life that he really didn't need. Meth was interesting, but that was all he was going to ever admit.]

I wonder if a rubber fire extinguisher would still work...

I dunno. Try it.

[metharchy]

Heh. You keep that in mind next time, then.

[At that moment's she's very, very glad that anything to do with a fire-extinguisher would get cleaned up by the Stewardess and not her.]

[ilikesoap]

[Her words are barely heard over the sound of the blue banded, now rubber foam fire extinguisher firing into action and spraying it's white froth all over the deck.

Amongst the laughter comes a declaration.]

Holy crap it still works!

[This is followed closely by another cackle from Tyler, who then returns his attention to the comm.]

Wait. What were you saying again?

[metharchy]

...

[Meth hung up.]

[ilikesoap]

[Tyler blinks at the comm for a second or two before resuming his soccer game with the rubber fish. The game is made so much more exciting with the addition of foam, all over the walls, floor and ceiling.

It also makes sliding so much easier.]