Perhaps the police should be called?

[ilikebirdies]

There's an exceptionally good chance that over the next few days one of my flat mates will be dead. I'll probably stab him with one of my new knives. Which, he so aptly used incorrectly on a piece of wood to cut celery. This is why we can't have nice things. Well, that and the fact that you don't do the dishes. Yes, I'm still having roommate issues

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[ilikebirdies]

im not going to kick him out just punch him in the face or something