These are from actual REAL exam papers. My favourite:
English Question: In Pride and Prejudice, at what moment does Elizabeth Bennet realise her true feelings for Mr Darcy? Answer: When she sees him coming out of the lake.
Aw! I read your LJ entry about that. I'm sorry you couldn't make it to the concert and urgh, being nauseous is the worst feeling. I'm glad you're feeling better now though and yay for The Fray concert tickets. Your brother clearly rocks.
I can't believe it.. really... I mean some i don't know.. but I always prefered to leave some answers blank if I didn't knew them.. this kids.. just go all for it!!! Really!! Thanks it was a good laugh :D
I kind of understand them because leaving things blank in exams used to make me want to throw up with nerves but I don't think I've ever written such hilarity.
"Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit"
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I needed that laugh I was DYING yesterday...
I'm about to send you a candid shot that I'm not sure you've seen heck I may have stolen it from you but I wanted to make sure you had it
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Candid shot. Whee!! *scampers off to check inbox*
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"Question: In the Hawaiian Islands, there are around 500 different species of fruit fly. Give a reason for this
Answer: There are approximately 500 varieties of fruit"
CLEVER! :P
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And it kinda makes sense if you think really hard about it ;)
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