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Mar 01, 2006 09:50

from the unrelated department of Work-Related Email Hilarity we have this: yesterday, at work, i received this bizarre message from a potential customer: we need info and prices for summer 2006 bitches! heh. i'm not quite sure how to respond to that. i am thinking i might say dear motherfucker, your brochure is on its way. sincerely, the bitches. ( Read more... )

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il_gatto_nero March 1 2006, 15:38:15 UTC
yeah, it was great to be able to call somebody & laugh at me. i'm glad i was able to get you on the phone. *g*

i always used the unbleached paper filters, b/c i had this idea that the bleach would get in my coffee & then in me... i get the unbleached bread too. bleach + food & drink items = nuh-unh.

i have a (similiar-sounding) little ITALIAN drip thingy that uses coarse ground coffee. only i don't have a coffee grinder4 w/ which to ensmallenate my beans, so i haven't used it yet.

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nighteyes_70 March 1 2006, 20:01:08 UTC
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yet again, you rack up anothe rlaugh out loud of the day award. You are going to need a new cabinet to hold all of these!

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*bows* il_gatto_nero March 1 2006, 22:31:53 UTC
i'd like to thank the academy...

i'm gonna start my own gattonese dictionary...

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nighteyes_70 March 1 2006, 19:57:50 UTC
BAHAHAHAHAHA! Shame shame I know your name!

To bad the monk was unattractive. Might have been a good move otherwise? LOL!

Yeah, that was totally a type-o. Please. How does management get there? I'd have rather she told the truth, 'What a jackass. Oh well, we aren't going to do anything about it because I'm afraid of confrontations.' Wouldn't that be refreshing?

My fathers coffee pot uses such a filter. Eventually I would recommend replacement because it gets brooooooooown, but other than that it may last forever.

Ariel asked me to tell you to send her fish back to the closest Disney movie. They are far too cute for our reality.

I lurves commentaries on really good films. Strangely enough the commentary on The Mummy is the funniest I've ever heard. With Carrot Top's very first viewing of the film 'The Rules of Attraction' comming in a close second.

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inanna_astrea March 1 2006, 22:01:52 UTC
ariel? BAH! Yesssssss.... ok i am singing way too much in my head for that to continue to be funny without me getting made fun of...

I have not seen the mummy commentary..my mom said it was hilarious so maybe i should check it out.

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inanna_astrea March 1 2006, 22:00:13 UTC
BAHAAHHAHA! Oh my! I am very curious to know how the guru took the email.. i mean what do you do? do you email an apology.. do you ignore it and hope he doesn't respond with possibly a church brochure that he now thinks you need to attend? BAH!

Yay eternal flame de coffee filter!

I laughed hysterically about the Dear Motherfucker answer to the bitches email.. BAHAHAHA! You should have another job lined up in case you would get fired if you were to respond the appropriate way.

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il_gatto_nero March 1 2006, 22:30:05 UTC
i sent him a follow-up email saying "please disregard my previous email... it was intended for someone else." GAH! *still shrivels w/ embarrassment at the very thought*

he has a good sense of humor, so he probably thought it was funny. i hope i never have to see him again. LOL!

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