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iknowwhatyoudo

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Apr 08, 2009 01:06

Greeting Discedo.
My name is Johnas, and I am your friend. If you require police assistance of any kind, please do not hesitate and ask!

Although I am a government official from Germany, I have extended a hand of cooperation to your local police force and will do whatever is in my power to ensure the peace and order and safety of your lives.

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skybound_love April 7 2009, 16:16:25 UTC

Well now, aren't you jovial?

iknowwhatyoudo April 7 2009, 16:20:42 UTC

The police are your friend! We should present a cheerful face to the citizens we serve!

skybound_love April 7 2009, 17:43:35 UTC

How long have you been an officer of law?

iknowwhatyoudo April 7 2009, 23:07:16 UTC

At Discedo or in general?

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silver_reign April 7 2009, 17:45:12 UTC

Police force, you say? Hm, very interesting!

iknowwhatyoudo April 7 2009, 23:09:36 UTC

Interesting? Not really. Just part of my job.

silver_reign April 8 2009, 00:39:26 UTC

Of course it's interesting!

I've never learned what it meant to take part in a group that serves to protect!

iknowwhatyoudo April 8 2009, 03:06:18 UTC

It's a very satisfying and rewarding occupation.

[schwarz filter / unhackable] feindlichkeit April 7 2009, 17:53:40 UTC

Nobody with two brain cells to rub together actually takes the "I'm from the government and I'm here to help you" line seriously, you know.

Re: [schwarz filter / unhackable] iknowwhatyoudo April 7 2009, 23:14:25 UTC

How bout you shut the hell up and stop being so damn critical. I don't see you doing any better at your mission. There is not one shred of evidence for anyone to doubt or second guess what I'm saying.

[schwarz filter / unhackable] feindlichkeit April 8 2009, 03:46:52 UTC

Not one shred of evidence aside from the way you sound like you're inviting some kid to take a ride in your white van?

Re: [schwarz filter / unhackable] iknowwhatyoudo April 8 2009, 03:49:50 UTC

You want to take a ride in my white van little boy? I have a lollypop you can lick.

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nomakothx April 7 2009, 18:00:55 UTC

...

You know. "I am your friend," is one of the ways creeps introduce themselves to kids.

iknowwhatyoudo April 7 2009, 23:10:49 UTC

And you would know that from experience?

freezeframe April 7 2009, 18:08:56 UTC

Anyone else think this is full of shit?

iknowwhatyoudo April 7 2009, 23:15:17 UTC

I realize the police here don't have the cleanest record. However I hope I will be able to convince you otherwise in the coming days.