fic 24 - Harlequin - in both senses / Brian Lane is a medium. [jesse/brian]

[ijustwishiwere]

title: Harlequin - in both senses / Brian Lane is a medium.
fandom: Brand New (mostly)
pairing: Jesse/Brian, minor John/Brian, possible Jesse/John
rating: R (fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck.)
synopsis: "Brian has a secret-he's a medium, dedicated to helping spirits cross to the other side. Unfortunately, he's been so busy, he hasn't taken care of his

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[vixull]

I love you.

That narrative was confusing as fuck, but I love you.

[ijustwishiwere]

I love you too. (Obviously, or else I wouldn't have written such out-there crack.)

I blame E.M. Forster? ♥ (But, well, he did write a gay love story in 1913 and that is pretty commendable so I guess I sort of forgive him for screwing with my head and being a large part of the reason this narrative was so fucked.)

[runningalkaline]

Hahaha! Sheesha told me about this! It's so wrong.... yet so right! <33

[ijustwishiwere]

Haha. I totally agree. It's terrible and yet there's something really, really right about it. XD
<3

[erraticxthought]

Is this a real story written by a real person?

Or did you add the "he's dead but stealing someone's body" part?

It was sort of weird -- yet sort of cool simultaneously.

[vixull]

Brian has a secret-he's a medium, dedicated to helping spirits cross to the other side. Unfortunately, he's been so busy, he hasn't taken care of his own earthly needs. And it's been a long, long time. So when he meets recently deceased-but oh-so-sexy-Jesse Lacey, he's more than ready for a fling. Even if it is with a ghost!

Jesse is no stranger to the pleasures of a man's body, and his death hasn't changed that. But he's never wanted anyone the way he wants Brian. So he's refusing to leave this world until he makes love to him. And if he has to break all the laws of heaven and earth to do it, he will. Again and again and again….

That's the summary for the original novel, although I have changed the names.

[erraticxthought]

Oh, right. It's just hard to believe that someone would write a serious novel about that. >:/

[vixull]

Harlequin romance novels are the best. They are pure cheese. I sometimes to go to the library just to read the descriptions and change names.

I'm a big fan of the one where Jesse goes to stay at his family's summer vacation house, alone, but it turns out John, the sexy carpenter, is there.

[megan23451]

This was pretty much the most hilarious/hot thing ever. The part that got me:

Brian leant in and kissed Jesse’s neck-which we are now, for purposes of easy narration, going to pretend really is his, even if it originally belonged to John and all that sticky, complex, head-fuck-y stuff.

Sheer ♥.

[ijustwishiwere]

:D I'm glad you enjoyed it. I didn't know whether those bits would be annoying or not, I'm glad they worked.

Thanks for reading & enjoying & commenting & all that junk.♥

[shadowstohidein]

Crack!fics are the best. Seriously. I've never read a BN/SR one, though. They've mostly been Panic! At The Disco.

This was really great. Funny and entertaining. I had a good time reading it. Good job there.

[ijustwishiwere]

Ah, I love the crack. It's such fun. This fandom totally needs more crack, as well, it's so angst-ridden. How come Panic! get to have all the fun? D:<

I'm really glad you enjoyed it! After all, entertainment is what fic is for. :D