...So, what? The scientists couldn't help us out with the monsters cause they were too busy painting our new communicators like they're Easter eggs? Me and Tobias weren't the only ones to get these, right?

Ugh, what a [cough] time [cough cough] to get a cold. Hey, Dr. Monberaux, do [cough] you have any --

[Iji is cut off by a long chain of deep, wet, painful-sounding coughs, like she's trying to hack up a particularly stubborn bit of phlegm.] ...Crap.

[Fail!Locked to Monby]

Uh... I'm coughing up blood. That's bad, right?

Does anybody remember that girl with the list of bodyguards and people who needed them or something like that? It seems pretty dangerous outside lately, and I've been thinking about it for a while -- at least one of my friends has gotten hurt because he went outside alone and couldn't fight. I don't think I could organize anything like that, but ( Read more... )

It's kind of scary how we lose a couple of days every six months, on the dot. Makes me think the scientists are knocking us out for some reason ( Read more... )

This again?

...Hi, new guys, I'm Iji.

I guess it's too much to hope that Dan's around here somewhere?

...Hey, does anybody know how to get all the edible stuff out of a dead thing? I've been picking some stuff out of the monsters I shoot, but I think most of it's going to waste because I don't know what's safe and what's not.

Can't sleep. Anyone else awake?

...As of this Saturday, I'll have been here a year. [Sarcasm] How time flies. [/Sarcasm]

My world might be in worse shape than this place, but at least we don't have random monsters or so-called "scientists" with god complexes.

I need to get home, I have stuff to do....

[Audio]

[BZZZZZZT.]

Hey! In case you haven't noticed, I'm too busy trying to stay alive to use you right now, stupid machine!

[grumblemumblegrumble.]

...Who's not dead?

Oh, more stuff. Yay. [Sarcastic Iji is sarcastic.]

I'd rather have my friends back. Can we trade?

....

Aang, Leo, you guys still here? Did you get anything?