Who cooks: Lockdown Who does the laundry and other chores: Swindle How many children do they have: None. Lockdown wouldn't want the responsibility and Swindle wouldn't want the money drain. Who’s more dominant: They fight for it, but Lockdown is secretly a great big pushover. Favorite nonsexual activity: Counting that cash. Their favorite place to be together: In bed. Any traditions: Swapping mods they've stripped off dead Autobots picked up since the last time they ran into each other (but they always keep the best stuff for themselves
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Who cooks: Wheeljack, but Ratchet is wary of everything he makes. Who does the laundry and other chores: Ratchet How many children do they have: However many dinobots there are Who’s more dominant: Ratchet Favorite nonsexual activity: It's a point of contention for them. Wheeljack likes racing and Ratchet likes to party. Their favorite place to be together: Wheeljack just likes being around Ratchet, it doesn't matter where. Ratchet wants to be where there's lots of high grade to drink. Any traditions: Ratchet ranting at Wheeljack over his repairs after Wheeljack's blown something up. Their “song”: "Detachable Penis" What they do for each other on holidays: Lots of very kinky sex Where did they go for their honeymoon: Vegas Where did they first meet: Hoist set them up on a blind date. Any pets: The Dinobots. They count as kids and pets. What do they fight over: Everything. They bicker constantly about everything. Do they go on vacations, if so where: Florida
Who cooks: Soundwave Who does the laundry and other chores: Soundwave How many children do they have: None together, but there are all of Soundwave's cassettes. Who’s more dominant: Megatron Favorite nonsexual activity: Crushing Autobots Their favorite place to be together: Battle Any traditions: Construct superweapon, try to destroy planet > plan goes to hell > "Retreat!" Their “song”: this What they do for each other on holidays: Megatron always forgets holidays, or he's too busy plotting against the enemy to take the time to do anything special. Where did they go for their honeymoon: Charr Where did they first meet: Open mic poetry night at Maccadam's Any pets: The Decepticon cause What do they fight over: They don't, Soundwave would never fight with Megatron. Do they go on vacations, if so where: Staycations in the Decepticon base.
Who cooks: Shockwave Who does the laundry and other chores: Shockwave delegates chores like that to his drones/minions How many children do they have: Shockwave wants to have lots of little robot babies, but Megatron keeps putting him off. He never tells Shockwave this but he actually hates children. Who’s more dominant: Megatron Favorite nonsexual activity: Sipping cubes of the finest high grade energon, surrounded by luxuries they "liberated" from the corrupt Autobot elite. Classy shit. Because they're classy gentlemen. Their favorite place to be together: Someplace they've just conquered. Any traditions: Sexting Their “song”: "Robots"What they do for each other on holidays: They take bubble baths together
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Who cooks: Neither, they hold up fast food places Who does the laundry and other chores: Pffffffhahahaha How many children do they have: Oh god, none Who’s more dominant: Bebop Favorite nonsexual activity: petty theft, vandalism, muggings Their favorite place to be together: The curb outside their favorite liquor store, where they like to sit around drinking forties out of paper bags Any traditions: Romantic dates in central lockup Their “song”: "What Is Love" What they do for each other on holidays: Breakfast King Cobras in bed Where did they go for their honeymoon: Niagara Falls Where did they first meet: On the mean streets of New York Any pets: They have a cockroach named Joachim What do they fight over: Which one of them is uglier Do they go on vacations, if so where: Tijuana
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Who does the laundry and other chores: Swindle
How many children do they have: None. Lockdown wouldn't want the responsibility and Swindle wouldn't want the money drain.
Who’s more dominant: They fight for it, but Lockdown is secretly a great big pushover.
Favorite nonsexual activity: Counting that cash.
Their favorite place to be together: In bed.
Any traditions: Swapping mods they've stripped off dead Autobots picked up since the last time they ran into each other (but they always keep the best stuff for themselves ( ... )
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Who does the laundry and other chores: Ratchet
How many children do they have: However many dinobots there are
Who’s more dominant: Ratchet
Favorite nonsexual activity: It's a point of contention for them. Wheeljack likes racing and Ratchet likes to party.
Their favorite place to be together: Wheeljack just likes being around Ratchet, it doesn't matter where. Ratchet wants to be where there's lots of high grade to drink.
Any traditions: Ratchet ranting at Wheeljack over his repairs after Wheeljack's blown something up.
Their “song”: "Detachable Penis"
What they do for each other on holidays: Lots of very kinky sex
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Vegas
Where did they first meet: Hoist set them up on a blind date.
Any pets: The Dinobots. They count as kids and pets.
What do they fight over: Everything. They bicker constantly about everything.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Florida
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Megatron x Soundwave (any verse)
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Who does the laundry and other chores: Soundwave
How many children do they have: None together, but there are all of Soundwave's cassettes.
Who’s more dominant: Megatron
Favorite nonsexual activity: Crushing Autobots
Their favorite place to be together: Battle
Any traditions: Construct superweapon, try to destroy planet > plan goes to hell > "Retreat!"
Their “song”: this
What they do for each other on holidays: Megatron always forgets holidays, or he's too busy plotting against the enemy to take the time to do anything special.
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Charr
Where did they first meet: Open mic poetry night at Maccadam's
Any pets: The Decepticon cause
What do they fight over: They don't, Soundwave would never fight with Megatron.
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Staycations in the Decepticon base.
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Shockwave and Megatron
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Who does the laundry and other chores: Shockwave delegates chores like that to his drones/minions
How many children do they have: Shockwave wants to have lots of little robot babies, but Megatron keeps putting him off. He never tells Shockwave this but he actually hates children.
Who’s more dominant: Megatron
Favorite nonsexual activity: Sipping cubes of the finest high grade energon, surrounded by luxuries they "liberated" from the corrupt Autobot elite. Classy shit. Because they're classy gentlemen.
Their favorite place to be together: Someplace they've just conquered.
Any traditions: Sexting
Their “song”: "Robots"What they do for each other on holidays: They take bubble baths together ( ... )
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Who does the laundry and other chores: Pffffffhahahaha
How many children do they have: Oh god, none
Who’s more dominant: Bebop
Favorite nonsexual activity: petty theft, vandalism, muggings
Their favorite place to be together: The curb outside their favorite liquor store, where they like to sit around drinking forties out of paper bags
Any traditions: Romantic dates in central lockup
Their “song”: "What Is Love"
What they do for each other on holidays: Breakfast King Cobras in bed
Where did they go for their honeymoon: Niagara Falls
Where did they first meet: On the mean streets of New York
Any pets: They have a cockroach named Joachim
What do they fight over: Which one of them is uglier
Do they go on vacations, if so where: Tijuana
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