if man is 5 then the devil is 6 then the devil is 6 then god is seven! then god is seven!

[iideal_ideology]

My new beige bow-buckle Ferragamos are so me and so Italiana I wear them every day and ponder how much the best boyfriend I ever had knows me and loves me.. I can't imagine why I ever left him for that low-life timebomb good-looking mental case. I've been in quite the honeymoon stage, falling asleep at his house every night and having to get up and

Comments

[lgoin]

i'm jealous! all i ever get are emails pertaining to my attractive female genitalia!

oh what a world!

[iideal_ideology]

ew! I "dated" some loser once who started instant messaging me about my hot body long after he left me for his wife. I had to block him they were getting so disturbing, and simply not responding wasn't enough. can you block people on email? I'd figure that out.. haha creepy fuckin dudes..

[the_bigpicturee]

aww man i love you so much. who gives a fuck about family and roommates and whateva. we're fabulous and we belong together...just like the mariah carey song.

[iideal_ideology]

or like the fountains of wayne song. hahha, oooooooo we belong together, like traffic and weather, like traffic and weather..

[a_silenced_hope]

remember when we used to be fams?