Anon Meme!

[ii_neta]

I got the idea for this from An-chan, so I thought I'd hold a

Valentine's Day Plans Anonymous Meme!

Tell us what sort of things you have planned for Valentine's Day! Maybe I'll get some good material out of this.Anonymous commenting is on, and IP logging is off. So you don't have to worry about ruining any surprises for a special someone

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[anonymous]

So, uh... I'm going to scatter rose petals all over his bed, and leave a present for him there too. As a surprise. And then... I don't know.

[nicotine_patch]

Then you'll fuck. Durrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[anonymous]

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[anonymous]

I actually am not sure what I want to do for Valentine's Day. I do wish to give the person I like a big surprise with lots of chocolates.

[nicotine_patch]

Chocolate gives people zits.

[anonymous]

I'm going to stab him. ♥

[nicotine_patch]

Hahahahhahaa.

[anonymous]

. . . He deserves it.

[nicotine_patch]

I'm sure he does.

Helpful hint for success: go for the top of the spine or the throat.

[anonymous]

Taking her to Vegas ♥

You don't want to know what'll happen next.

[anonymous]

I do. ♥

[anonymous]

Whatever happens, don't hurt her.

[anonymous]

No way! I never could ♥ I love her too much!

[anonymous]

Tear her clothes off and kiss her until she can't breathe. ♥

[notloggedin]

Wow.

[anonymous]

This is, of course, a remote possibility even if she doesn't crumple up my gift and throw it in my face.

[notloggedin]

Why would she do that?