Signs

[ihvpave]

Top Signs You've Sunk to New Lows in Housewife-Suckery (and really should prioritise your home more often):

- You find 5 purses in the kitchen. Several of which you've been searching for months.

- You collect 15 jackets and coats out of the den, and can't remember the last time you wore a few of them (... wait, I haven't worn that coat since

Comments

[mindwolf77]

"- Your dogs are scared when you pull the cushions off the couch, because they've never seen it naked before. "

For some reason, that imagry cracked me up...

and -- do you know of any bathroom anywhere which does NOT have a screwdriver in it?!?

[ihvpave]

Well, I can't blame the dogs for being scared - I honestly don't know that I've ever pulled the cushions off the couch to vaccuum it (whoops).

As for the bathroom, it may bear mentioning that I also couldn't remember why there were Ginsus in there either. I mean, what the hell was I doing?!

[petzilla]

I used to love propoganda, have a bunch of them stashed away and went on a mad try to get the whole collection..

[sparklypoof]

lol, having to dust off the cleaning products. thats bad, liz. hahahahaha!!

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[ihvpave]

Miss you too, miss!

Also: Gotcher card in the mail yesterday *squishes you bigly*

... and: Yeh, I totally know. It's... sad. But hey! Did you know I have a BAR in my kitchen? It's TRUE. Apparently, that is what was under the eleventy billion coats, purses, and mail I have to shred now. So that's pretty exciting.

If only it hadn't taken me from 10 this morning until now (almost 3!) to realise it... *falls over*

[bloodkitty]

eeep - you mean it's not *normal* for your cleaning supplies to get dust on them?
...
'-D

[ihvpave]

*cracks up*

I know, right?

[yafka]

Stop flaunting your rock star life infront of us. 5 purses, 15 jackets, $5 in change, a house so big you can't clean all 125 rooms. Sheesh.

[ihvpave]

I know! PLUS: My wallet's too small for my fifties and my diamond shoes are too tight! :P