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[ihvpave]

Yep, this is me sounding hicktastic! Yeh, it's a parody of that dating site. And, yes, I know it's the worst Southern accent ever. They didn't want anything like a real Southerner. I mean... "tits on a boar?" Fer serious, y'all. Ain't NO way...

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... everyone knows the expression is "tits on a bull," after all

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[ihvpave]

*cracks up*

Yeh, in my family it was bulls... But I've never "well, butter my buns and call me a bisuit!" EVER.

[tambree]

I think this is great! You do a great southern girl there sweetie! Plus don't you just look so sweet and innocent?? ;)

[ihvpave]

Heh. Well, we all know looks can be decieving...

[tambree]

True that girl! :)

It's like Donna Reed, Charlene Darling and Bettie Page all rolled in one.

[yafka]

I don't normally go for the girl with the southern accent, but for you i'll make an exception.

Re: It's like Donna Reed, Charlene Darling and Bettie Page all rolled in one.

[ihvpave]

*snort*

Sure... That's why I always see you at the shows, right? :P

Re: Don't bring sand to the beach.

[yafka]

Don't you have enough fans already? Won't my cheers be lost in the multitudes?

Re: Don't bring sand to the beach.

[ihvpave]

While your expression of confidence in my womanly wiles is heartily appreciated, I do feel compelled to advise of you of your mistaken understanding of my popularity, kind sir.

[snogwise]

awesome!!! you filthly little whore :P
been laughing about the commercials all day!!!
heeee!!!

[ihvpave]

Yes, well... We all have our secrets. Mine apparently involved the deflowing of my ass. Who knew?

[ihvpave]

Aww, thanks!