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[iheartrobits]

Today I must write an essay for English because tomorrow is the standardized lab essay.

I also must feed Mitch. Three mice will die today. Fate must decide. ::eerie music::

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[janetrenox]

unleash the fury, mitch.
UNLEASH THE FURY

[iheartrobits]

exactly.

[xneverxbetterx]

Why three mice?

Why not one large rat?

Or perhaps a pygmy goat?

Snakes need variety in their diet you know. Also, it would be fun to watch a snake devour a pygmy goat.

Or just a pygmy. Roflllllllllll that would be murder.

[iheartrobits]

He is too small to kill a rat. So I have to feed him three small mice in succession. He is definitely too small to kill a pygmy, and he won't even glance at something if he didn't kill it himself.

[reginsxcore]

wait, you has a snake named mitch? how decieving

[iheartrobits]

yes I has. Antonio moved out, his dad wouldn't allow a snake in the house, Antonio still hasn't moved out of his dad's, I told him I am not going to take care of his snake and that he needs to either take it or I'd put him up for adoption, and he told me to do what I want with it so I adopted him.

[reginsxcore]

oooh I see. Shouldn't it has a snakey name? like... I can't think of one

[iheartrobits]

have you ever seen Road Trip? It's an homage to that.