WOOT! 2nd chapter today! You might get to see Ashton age up, we'll have to see how long that'll make this drag on...
Ashton's Thoughts: Mom, this is pathetic. You fail at parenthhood.
(No, he's not actually a girl, his blanket is just changed to his favorite color)
Claire: zzzsnore
Claire: Good morning, child! You get to meet your daddy today! He doesn't know you exist.
Lovely...
Claire: Hey, Dustin, yeah, I need you to come over...No, it can't wait. It's very important!
Claire: Shush, Ashie, you silly baby. Daddy's coming!
Ashton: WAHHHHHHHH!
Claire:
Papergirl: Pshh...parenting noob.
Dustin: Holy woah...WHAT IS THAT THING?
This'll be fun.
Claire: This is your newborn son!
Dustin: I'll close my eyes...and when I open them, he'll be gone.
You're the family-oriented one!
Claire: Please move in with me Dustin...i hearts you...
Dustin: mmm...okay.
W00T! THIS MEANS A HOUSE GUYS, A HOUSE! HE BROUGHT IN LIKE 3,000 DOLLARS. BLESSBLESSBLESSYOU DUSTIN LANGERAK.
Still not much, but there's a crib. <3 And walls. <3333
I think the roof needs to be changed...
Claire: This place still smells like crap.
Whatever.
Claire: So Dustin...I kinda love you.
Dustin: Hehehehe...me too...
Claire: I gotta question...
Claire: Hold up a sec...
Claire: Found iiittt....you ready?
Claire: Marry me?
Dustin: *legasp* OMGNOWAI! Do we get to make moar babies?!???!? THEN YES YES YES!
Claire: As many babies as you want.
O.o I didn't agree to this plan....
Claire: Shush, I don't need your advice.
*glomp*
You guys ready for the wedding?
Classy, I like it.
Claire: Why thank you.
Claire: I pledge my love, blah blah blah, sickness, some other stuff.
lmao.
Dustin: What she said.
Claire: C'mere, hot stuff.
Dustin: Oh yeah, I'm gettin' some.
Claire: Thank god this place has ceilings.
wooohooo....
Wait...again?!?!
That poor child, where's Ash?
Yup, scarred for life.
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So I lied about the age-up. Oh well. New chapter tomorrow.