Chapter 1.1 (Hard To Get, More or Less)
Hiya friends. Welcome to chapter 2 of the Harringtons. Please buckle up and enjoy the ride.
WARNING: This chapter might contain adult-ish humor, and censored swearing. Just be aware. ;)
What are you smiling about?
Claire: I'm getting a job. Plus, I got a ride with a sexy cabbie to get here.
orly?
Claire: Yes, really.
Just wait until she finds out she can't have a relationship with him....
Claire: Huh?
nuffing.
Claire: Hello, my fellow Sunset Valleians, today, I am a mere Podium Polisher, but just you wait, in less than a month, the world will be at my command! I'd like to thank my mother, and father, and future generations of my family for giving my this oppurtunity.
WTH?
Claire: Ya see? Ya see that, Voice? He came to drive me home! He so wants me.
Hot Cabbie: Who are you talking to?
Claire: No one, my darling.
*eyeroll*
Claire: waitstophere! *friendly trait kicks in* I see a man on the street! A neighbor, perhaps in despair! I shall greet him!
Who exactly do you think you are?
Claire: Hello, new friend! I'm Claire!
Dustin: I'm Dustin Langerak. You scare me.
Claire: That face you just made was real hot.
Claire: *attempted glomp*
Dustin: GAH BACK OFF SMELLY WOMAN! WEAR SOME EFFIN DEODORANT, WOULDJA?
Claire: Does this mean I'm not being impregnated tonight?
....It's not like you would have been anyways.
Claire: STFU. I'll show you who's birthing the second generation...
?
Claire: Hey hot stuff, wanna come to my place tonight? I'll touch you in places you've never been touched...
O.o This is extremely disturbing...watch him say no, Claire, watch 'im.
Dustin: Actually, I've fathered two kids. But okay!
WTF DUDE A SECOND AGO YOU WOULDN'T LET HER HUG YOU!
Claire: Hug plz?
Dustin: Nope.
>.<
Claire: HEY MR. HOT CABBIE! You sure you don't wanna come to my place this evening? You're gonna miss all the hawt action...
Cabbie: *ignoring*
Claire: He regrets being an NPC, he really does.
Dustin:*stares at hair* OMFG....she's a GINGER! PROTECT MY SOUL!
Claire: Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?
Dustin: I'm sorry.
Dustin, you wuss.
Dustin: zzsnore...
Claire: Hey...last night was awkward..but I can make it up to you this morning, yanno...
Dustin: GET THE &*@! OFF ME
Claire: 8(
Dustin: But s'okay if I snuggle you, rite?
wth is your problem, dustin?
Dustin: Did you hear something Claire?
Claire: just the voice. you learn to ignore it after a few years.
Dustin: k?
Claire: HAHA! APRIL FOOLS! you don't deserve me, you freak!
NOT YOU TOO!
Dustin: Meh.
LMFAOROTFL! WIN!
You guys, apparently, your neighborhood mailman was watching all that. Creeps these days.
Claire: Tonight, after i get home from work, I'm callng Dustin over and we're gonna....
OMG THAT GUY HAS A SEE THROUGH HEAD! OMG OMG OMG SO COOL! OMG! OOOOO MMMM GGGGG!
Claire: And then he'll....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BALDING MAN WITH A SEE THORUGH HEAD WOOOWOWOWOWOWOOOOWWOOOW!
Claire: All the way up until sunrise.
Nice censorship, BTW.
Why thank you!
Claire: Wait, do i even have his number?
Just type some random shiiii-rt in.
Claire: Why must we censor?
You never know who's reading this.
Claire: ooohhh yeah, taking a shhhhoower, so i don't smell like craap, when Dustin sniffs meeeeee...
*backs away and pretends she never heard anything*
Dustin: *shakes Claire's hand*
Claire: Well... this is awkward.
Claire: Better, Dustin. How about this?
nomnomfacenom.
Dustin: That's a nice mailbox.
Claire: I'll let you put your mail in my maibox..if yanno what i mean *wink wink*.
Dustin: Huh?
Was that supposed to be some kind of pick-up line?
Dustin: Ohh, i get it..
Ummm... her mouth is over there, Dustin. ur doin it wrong.
Psst...you guys wanna know a secret? Ever looked under the covers during woohoo?
Yeah...don't. :/
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Okay, readers, that's all for now. Kind of an awkward time to cut off, but I thought it was getting a little long, and I don't want to have the whole first generation in one chapter.
So, until next time, I guess. Adios, mi amigos!
immediately after the chapter's end....
Of course.
WARNING: This chapter might contain adult-ish humor, and censored swearing. Just be aware. ;)
What are you smiling about?
Claire: I'm getting a job. Plus, I got a ride with a sexy cabbie to get here.
orly?
Claire: Yes, really.
Just wait until she finds out she can't have a relationship with him....
Claire: Huh?
nuffing.
Claire: Hello, my fellow Sunset Valleians, today, I am a mere Podium Polisher, but just you wait, in less than a month, the world will be at my command! I'd like to thank my mother, and father, and future generations of my family for giving my this oppurtunity.
WTH?
Claire: Ya see? Ya see that, Voice? He came to drive me home! He so wants me.
Hot Cabbie: Who are you talking to?
Claire: No one, my darling.
*eyeroll*
Claire: waitstophere! *friendly trait kicks in* I see a man on the street! A neighbor, perhaps in despair! I shall greet him!
Who exactly do you think you are?
Claire: Hello, new friend! I'm Claire!
Dustin: I'm Dustin Langerak. You scare me.
Claire: That face you just made was real hot.
Claire: *attempted glomp*
Dustin: GAH BACK OFF SMELLY WOMAN! WEAR SOME EFFIN DEODORANT, WOULDJA?
Claire: Does this mean I'm not being impregnated tonight?
....It's not like you would have been anyways.
Claire: STFU. I'll show you who's birthing the second generation...
?
Claire: Hey hot stuff, wanna come to my place tonight? I'll touch you in places you've never been touched...
O.o This is extremely disturbing...watch him say no, Claire, watch 'im.
Dustin: Actually, I've fathered two kids. But okay!
WTF DUDE A SECOND AGO YOU WOULDN'T LET HER HUG YOU!
Claire: Hug plz?
Dustin: Nope.
>.<
Claire: HEY MR. HOT CABBIE! You sure you don't wanna come to my place this evening? You're gonna miss all the hawt action...
Cabbie: *ignoring*
Claire: He regrets being an NPC, he really does.
Dustin:*stares at hair* OMFG....she's a GINGER! PROTECT MY SOUL!
Claire: Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?
Dustin: I'm sorry.
Dustin, you wuss.
Dustin: zzsnore...
Claire: Hey...last night was awkward..but I can make it up to you this morning, yanno...
Dustin: GET THE &*@! OFF ME
Claire: 8(
Dustin: But s'okay if I snuggle you, rite?
wth is your problem, dustin?
Dustin: Did you hear something Claire?
Claire: just the voice. you learn to ignore it after a few years.
Dustin: k?
Claire: HAHA! APRIL FOOLS! you don't deserve me, you freak!
NOT YOU TOO!
Dustin: Meh.
LMFAOROTFL! WIN!
You guys, apparently, your neighborhood mailman was watching all that. Creeps these days.
Claire: Tonight, after i get home from work, I'm callng Dustin over and we're gonna....
OMG THAT GUY HAS A SEE THROUGH HEAD! OMG OMG OMG SO COOL! OMG! OOOOO MMMM GGGGG!
Claire: And then he'll....
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BALDING MAN WITH A SEE THORUGH HEAD WOOOWOWOWOWOWOOOOWWOOOW!
Claire: All the way up until sunrise.
Nice censorship, BTW.
Why thank you!
Claire: Wait, do i even have his number?
Just type some random shiiii-rt in.
Claire: Why must we censor?
You never know who's reading this.
Claire: ooohhh yeah, taking a shhhhoower, so i don't smell like craap, when Dustin sniffs meeeeee...
*backs away and pretends she never heard anything*
Dustin: *shakes Claire's hand*
Claire: Well... this is awkward.
Claire: Better, Dustin. How about this?
nomnomfacenom.
Dustin: That's a nice mailbox.
Claire: I'll let you put your mail in my maibox..if yanno what i mean *wink wink*.
Dustin: Huh?
Was that supposed to be some kind of pick-up line?
Dustin: Ohh, i get it..
Ummm... her mouth is over there, Dustin. ur doin it wrong.
Psst...you guys wanna know a secret? Ever looked under the covers during woohoo?
Yeah...don't. :/
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Okay, readers, that's all for now. Kind of an awkward time to cut off, but I thought it was getting a little long, and I don't want to have the whole first generation in one chapter.
So, until next time, I guess. Adios, mi amigos!
immediately after the chapter's end....
Of course.