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[iheartcabbage]

►Action/Phone 「 768 Bunker Street ∆ Morning 」

[Adachi was trying to enjoy his typical Sunday morning routine. You know, reading over the morning paper while drinking his coffee. Although it was becoming increasingly difficult to actually focus with all the noise going on outside. He'd try to ignore it, thinking it nothing more than Mayfield being

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[ It's been a long day for Amelia! Slaying zombies left and right takes its wear out on a little girl! She's coming around Bunker Street in a poodle skirt covered in blood--hopefully not hers. Truthfully she's fine, but she's kind of stumbling, yawning very wide. She's tired and can't wait to get home! Nothing beats a day of destroying evil like a good meal and a nice hot bath! ]

[iheartcabbage]

[...The first thing that crosses his mind is how in the hell does somebody so young and cute looking get covered in THAT much blood?. No, seriously. And the fact that she's stumbling can't be a very good sign. He's wary of course, since people have been getting themselves bitten but he can't just leave someone alone if they need help, right? He'll just make his way towards her, but stay several feet away just in case.]

Hey, you alright there?

[doublerinbow]

[Rin was gonna point out that there are already aliens and probably vampires, but dat gunfire distracts her.]

Are they invading your house?? ♪

[shit dude, she thought "stay inside" was the easy option]

[iheartcabbage]

[Oh, and there's another shot. You know, double tapping.]

Well, now that I've properly drawn their attention, yeah. Probably stupid on my part in retrospect, but I can't just leave a huge gaping window alone. They'd just climb in and mess everything up.

[Wait, is he honestly more concerned about his furniture than his family?]

[doublerinbow]

What, you mean the stuff in your house? You know, that'll reset the next day if it gets broken! ♪

[wait, actually, this is no time to infodump. He's still shooting.]

Hey, should be on the phone while you're shooting them? You must have good aim...

[iheartcabbage]

[Well, that catches him off guard, at least.] Wait, really? ...Guess that explains the weird little occurrences I've noticed every so often.

[The sad part? He really shouldn't be doing this. Holding one of these old timey phones with your shoulder isn't exactly the most practical thing in the world.]

Of course I've got a good aim. They wouldn't have let me on the force if I didn't!

( phone )

[pokeay]

... Will they bite non-human creatures?

[iheartcabbage]

They might, but if these zombies are anything like the typical lore, the disease only affects humans.

[pokeay]

Oh! That's good to know... thanks for telling me.

[iheartcabbage]

No problem. I'd still try to keep them out of the way. They might not have their sights set on Fido, but that doesn't mean they couldn't attack them to get to what they really wanted. ...And pets do have that kind of endearing but sometimes fatal 'protect the master' thing going on.

[ phone ]

[freedomofwomen]

My, you almost sound like you have quite some experience with this kind of thing from the way you're talking, Adachi-san.

[ Panicking? What is panicking. Her tone is just as it usually is - maybe because she knows Nena can take care of them. And it's not like she's helpless either. ]

[iheartcabbage]

Well, if you count all those arcade games I used to play when I was a kid...

[Okay, that's a horrible joke. But hey, how else do you keep yourself from freaking out during a zombie apocalypse?]

On the other hand, you sound rather relaxed. Not worried about the undead breaking in on you?

[freedomofwomen]

Ah, there's quite a difference between an arcade game and real life though, right..? Be careful, it might end up badly if you don't take it seriously.

And.. I live with Nena-chan. [ Yup, she just offers that since it's THE EXPLANATION ITSELF.. that girl is a killer machine. ] What do I have to worry about?

[iheartcabbage]

I know, I know. I've seen how dangerous this place can be. I'm not about to be caught off-guard again. [Not that the last time had anything to do with zombies or this town even but... whatever.]

Nena-- [...Why did he never realize this before? He's even seen them both enter or exit that house before. He's just sort of... slow on the uptake apparently.]

Aha, so that explains it. Yeah, she's kind of... well, a special case, I guess you could say, hm? I think you should be more worried about her than any of these living dead, then.