eight cabbages

[iheartcabbage]

►Phone 「 768 Bunker Street ∆ Morning 」

So, anybody doing anything fun for the summer? ...Not that there's really much to do in this town, but eh. I bought of couple of huge watermelons the other day. I've also got some leftover fireworks and booze from the fourth of July, apparently. Maybe we could have a mini-yard party? I mean, there's no way we

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[iheartcabbage]

[Implying Adachi can even pursue social links in the first place.

At least not ones that don't result in him being the comedic relief. Sob.]

...Are you serious? It's not even a formal get together. Besides, isn't that kind of stuff more reserved for guys asking girls out? [Because seriously why would anyone act properly when they aren't trying to impress a girl.]

[iheartcabbage]

W-wait, what!?

[This isn't-- what even.
Rider wouldn't do that-- but then again, after everything that's happened this past month, it... was possible.]

Okay, okay. I get it. [Seriously, how the hell can a kid sound so threatening? Sigh.]

Miss Tohsaka, would you like to come have a slice or two of delicious watermelon with whoever else decides to show up? [Yeah, no. He sucks at being formal. Like, seriously.]

[phone]

[doudemoe]

...Is this really the perfect time for a party?

[phone]

[iheartcabbage]

...Well, isn't it? It's the middle of summer, and there's not much going on. It might actually help some people relax. Besides, it's not really going to be that big of a party.

[phone]

[doudemoe]

Sorry, but Souji's been droned. And his friends are very distraught over this. I'm not really in a party mood.

[iheartcabbage]

Yeah, I... kind of ran into his drone the other day. ...I understand. Just try not to worry about it too much, okay? He's a strong kid. I'm sure he'll be back before we know it.

[phone]

[flameyedhunter]

All right, I guess I can come if there's food.

[iheartcabbage]

Awesome! ...Although there probably won't be more more than watermelon. I guess I could try to whip up some kind of appetizers to go with it, though.

[flameyedhunter]

You could always ask some of your friends like Minato or Souji or something.

[iheartcabbage]

Yeah, er... about that.

Souji's been droned. Don't really think any of the guys feel much like 'hanging out'. I still invited them but, you know how it is.

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[riastrad_ridire]

[Where there is a party, there is an Irish guy to drink all your booze crash it.]

[And drink a lot.]

[Obviously.]

[iheartcabbage]

[Don't think Adachi hasn't seen you, Lancer. He's counted each and every can you've chugged down. He ain't even mad, just... concerned. Possibly.]

Uh, you sure it's safe to drink that much?

[riastrad_ridire]

Why wouldn't it be?

[Perfectly. Sober.]

[Being dead has its advantages.]

[iheartcabbage]

[Wait a minute...]

Wait, you're that bartender from a while back, aren't you? ...Guess it makes sense, then. You're around the stuff all the time, you'd obviously build up a natural tolerance. Lucky you. I can barely handle two cans before going crazy these days.

[evers_hacker]

[April is now nomming on watermelon and sipping on booze and she's looking pretty damn happy, cause yay party!]

[iheartcabbage]

[Hells yes, this is the best noreallyapartybutitstillcounts!party ever.]

Ah, hey April! How have you been lately?

[evers_hacker]

Hi! I've been good, despite how much the town has messed with us lately. What about you, how've you been?

[iheartcabbage]

...Yeah, kinda hard to go about doing anything normal when this dumb town keeps throwing crazy shit at us. Though, I guess I'm doing alright as one can here.