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[ihavethecancer]

so here's a chunk out of a normal work day for me at lowes:

sean: i wanna be a bouncer. dude, gettin' paid to stare at tits and kick people's asses? what is bad about that!

brad: dude, wouldn't it be the shit to be a strip club owner? just walk into work and all the ladies are like, "hey mr. owner! wanna lap dance?" and i'm all, "fuckin'

Comments

[aquagaby_80]

Too funny Paul, sounds like the people you work with are really classy.

[ihavethecancer]

they always remove their hats before degrading women.

i want dinner!!

[high_llama]

when are you coming back to tucson??? im thinking of another fondue party REAL soon...

Re: i want dinner!!

[ihavethecancer]

august august august! back-to-school fondue party!

[deuceswild]

If your mom WANTS to make your friends food, I will most definitely eat it.

[ihavethecancer]

5-course meal: four days notice TOPS.

[mannequinlike]

i like keith mucheal even though he is a complete asshole. and i like the german designer.

[ihavethecancer]

they kicked off malan! i was so sad!