22. Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?averzierliaAugust 7 2010, 16:30:03 UTC
"Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?" asks Gaila with a thoughtful expression.
"Well, considering he's dead and I look exactly like him, I'm going to say a little? Actually, what are the Orion rules for sex with family members?"
"Direct relations are a no, everything else is fair game," Gaila says promptly, grinning impishly at Jim.
"And why, exactly, do you want my father to go down on you?"
"I think he'd be great at it. Your mom doesn't seem like a woman who is easily satisfied, especially by one person. And yet she married him..." she trails off. "She's practically an Orion when it comes to sex, your mother."
Snickering, Jim bumps her shoulder with his. "I'm totally taking you home for Thanksgiving this year."
Re: 22. Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?averzierliaAugust 7 2010, 16:51:03 UTC
(Like, oh my god, she would totally hit on Winona. And Sam would be in the background being scandalized while Jim would just be laughing, and also drunk because he knows he isn't going to get laid and since its his mother he can't ask to watch.)
Re: 22. Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?averzierliaAugust 7 2010, 17:55:36 UTC
IKR? And then (after he graduates) I can see him bringing home his boyfriend (Leonard or Spock) and Gaila being there and making out with Winona and oh my god this is epic. I HAVE TOO MUCH TO DO ONE OF YOU WRITE THIS.
"Well, considering he's dead and I look exactly like him, I'm going to say a little? Actually, what are the Orion rules for sex with family members?"
"Direct relations are a no, everything else is fair game," Gaila says promptly, grinning impishly at Jim.
"And why, exactly, do you want my father to go down on you?"
"I think he'd be great at it. Your mom doesn't seem like a woman who is easily satisfied, especially by one person. And yet she married him..." she trails off. "She's practically an Orion when it comes to sex, your mother."
Snickering, Jim bumps her shoulder with his. "I'm totally taking you home for Thanksgiving this year."
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Also, wtf, I need Gaila and Uhura icons.
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