Most Fascinating

[ignoblebard]

Title: Most Fascinating
Pairings: Aragorn/Various, Legolas/Gimli, Sauron/Melkor
Rating: Mature
Genre: Humor, Interview
Summary: Barbara Walters interviews the Most Fascinating People of the Ring War.

Written for Elfscribe for the 2016 My Slashy Valentine Swap

Comments

[pandemonium_213]

Oh, god, that's hysterical, IgBee! One of many bits that sent me over the edge laughing...

You know, I never really considered it but looking back it seems strange how few women lived in Imladris.

Legolas: Neither was I. We were wary of each other at first, but once we hit Lothlórien and he lost it over Galadriel I knew he’d made the leap from Elf-curious to Elf-friend. It was all smooth sailing after that.

Gimli (blushing): They call her the Lady of the Golden Wood. I thought it was her drag name.

Occasionally we’d take a trip into the void to go antiquing. (and the whole paragraph that ends with "We got up to some stuff."

I want to see those commercials! My favorite was The Most Interesting Hobbit in Middle-earth. :^D :^D

[ignoblebard]

Thanks, Pande. I'm so glad you liked this one. I knew if anyone would enjoy Sauron and Melkor's little pranks it would be you. :-)

I'd love to see the commercials too, I could picture them all so clearly. Especially the most interesting hobbit. I find those commercials pretty funny anyway and can hear in my head the voice saying those one liners.

I really appreciate your review. You can use some humor in your life right now. *hugs*

Wonderful!

[ziggy7777]

THe funniest and most giggly piece I have read in ages- I love the adverts -just gorgeous. And Aragorn- clueless, embarrassed and sweetly naive about everything. Such great writing as always. So glad to have found this- purely by accident but wouldn't have missed it for the world.
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