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He looked at the suffocating raccoon hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Sephiroth had hung it there, just before they looked at each other forcefully and then fell into each other's arms and dicked each other's cock.
If only I hadn't been so salty, Cloud thought, pouring a sticky amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Sephiroth might not have got so fiery and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away an itchy tear and held his tongue in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a spoony voice lifted forcefully up in song.
I'm dreaming of a loud Christmas
Just like a steamy bog that traps its inhabitants for all of eternityCloud ran to the door. It was Sephiroth, looking porous all over with snow ( ... )
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On a fuzzy and dazzling morning, Edgeworth sat in his arse. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His tongue ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Phoenix to love someone with a sparkling cock?
Disgustingly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a lean supple singing lizard, all on a summer's day. I wish my Phoenix would fuck me, in his own fabulous way..."
"Do you?" Phoenix sat down beside Edgeworth and put his hand on Edgeworth's vagina. "I think that could be arranged."
Edgeworth gasped naughtily. "But what about my sparkling cock?"
"I like it," Phoenix said angrily. "I think it's throbbing."
They came together and their kiss was like the screech of a thirteen year old twat on an online Halo campaign before respawn.
"I love you," Edgeworth said sexfully.
"I love you too," Phoenix replied and fucked him.
They bought a Jay Leno, moved in together, and lived insanely ever after.
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Also.
Edgey never had the chance. Star is clearly a playa'. Who likes to get kissed furiously on the ass. /Adds this to kink list.
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